By Marcus - 10/4/2021 02:00 - Norway Thanks dude Today, I was driving to work when I had to abruptly brake to avoid a pedestrian who had suddenly jumped into the street. As a consequence, my parking ID was pushed in between the dashboard and the windshield. It is literally impossible to get it out before my shift starts. In other words, I'm going to get fined. FML I agree, your life sucks 712 You deserved it 97 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/4/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom Business is business Today, my lawyer lied to me about how much of a settlement she won for my workplace accident. I got £20,000, but she lied and kept £55,000 for herself. My lawyer is my wife, and she claims she’s entitled to that money since she’s the one who’s really suffered caring for me during my recovery. FML I agree, your life sucks 1459 You deserved it 157 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/4/2021 17:00 - United States - Elmwood Park Thanks for the support Today, I told my dad I’m applying for a big pageant and I’ll find out tomorrow if I’m chosen to compete. I told him that there's a registration fee and a sponsorship fee. I then said that I might not be picked, but he assured me that I would… because they want the money from the fees. FML I agree, your life sucks 603 You deserved it 224 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 4/4/2021 07:59 Money, well, get back, I'm alright Jack… Today, I found out that they won't hold my stimulus for child support, only to find out that they withheld it to give it to me when I file my taxes. Which child support will take. FML I agree, your life sucks 378 You deserved it 878 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/3/2021 07:59 Grateful Today, it was sister’s birthday. I decided to give her money instead of a present, because I couldn’t come up with a gift idea. When she opened the envelope and took the $100 out, she looked at me and asked me if this was the best I could’ve done. FML I agree, your life sucks 1042 You deserved it 155 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Some people - 27/3/2021 15:59 - United Kingdom Vulture Today, my flatmate was criticising his nephew for being too lazy to get a job. His nephew actually has a physical disability, so I pointed out he never had a job since he got 50 rental properties at 19 years-old when his dad died and makes a fortune on the rent. He then told me that waiting for his dad to die was his job. FML I agree, your life sucks 952 You deserved it 74 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/3/2021 08:01 Bougie Today, I went to the Louis Vuitton store to repair the broken handle on my handbag. Upon review, they told me that my handbag was not an authentic Louis Vuitton. I essentially paid $1600 for a fake that I can no longer use. FML I agree, your life sucks 448 You deserved it 1301 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lexxxiii - 26/3/2021 11:01 Stuck Today, my friend informed me that I’m not moving in with him anymore that his sister is taking my place. Unfortunately, I'd finally gathered the money and a car to move out of state with him. Just when I thought I was going to get away from this hellhole, I’m sinking further into never leaving. FML I agree, your life sucks 840 You deserved it 70 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By brokenglass - 24/3/2021 21:30 Overreaction much? Today, while bringing my grandmother some water, I tripped, dropping and shattering the glass. Infuriated, she explained to me that the glass was worth more than I am and ordered me out of her house for good. I live there. I was also with her when she bought the glass. $10 for a set of 4. FML I agree, your life sucks 918 You deserved it 51 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/3/2021 19:30 - United States Parenting in 2021 Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML I agree, your life sucks 995 You deserved it 85 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Onlymeiswear - 15/3/2021 05:01 Sounds like a scam Today, I bought a car. Made a down payment and everything. Have the papers saying it’s mine, only to find out a few hours later it was sold right before I bought it. FML I agree, your life sucks 859 You deserved it 54 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By brokedude - 13/3/2021 20:01 - United States I can't eat these Today, I got my birthday present from my dad. Instead of buying me things I told him I needed, he bought me collectible coins. I’m already stretched thin on my budget, and very stressed out. Looks like I’m living off Ramen and Oatmeal for the next 2 weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 879 You deserved it 150 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/3/2021 11:01 It's called being a wage slave Today, my new boyfriend told me he has no interest in being a dad, never has, never will, so the first time I ask him for any sort of help with my son he’s out the door. I'd dump his ass, but my mum just died so I have nowhere to go, and literally cannot afford both rent and food without his wage. FML I agree, your life sucks 979 You deserved it 559 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 8/3/2021 08:01 Roommates from hell Today, my brother and I were nearly made homeless by a good friend and roommate, because after repeatedly leading on my brother, and admitting she’s disrespected me all along, she and her boyfriend took off suddenly without a word of notice, leaving us to a house we can't afford alone. FML I agree, your life sucks 742 You deserved it 82 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/3/2021 02:00 Free healthcare for all Today, I learned that my MS medication is going to cost 25k a month. My insurance won't cover a cent. I don't even make that much in a year. FML I agree, your life sucks 1296 You deserved it 53 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By grant - 6/3/2021 20:01 Sorry for your loss Today, I was absolutely crucified online for asking the vet’s office how much it would cost to put my dog down. She's terminally ill. FML I agree, your life sucks 995 You deserved it 77 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/3/2021 20:02 - Australia Admit you're shit Today, I found out that one of my coworkers, who has been with the company for less than a week, is getting a $7k pay rise. I've been with the company for 8 months and still on minimum wage. FML I agree, your life sucks 919 You deserved it 109 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Car Problems - 3/3/2021 20:01 Wreck Today, I paid over $500 to pick up my car from the mechanic, after it'd spent almost a month there. It broke down again on the way home. FML I agree, your life sucks 938 You deserved it 52 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/3/2021 22:30 - South Africa Secrecy Today, I found out my husband of one year has been renting his old batchelor's apartment in secret, because he is unsure if he wants to stay married to me, and we are broke. FML I agree, your life sucks 1030 You deserved it 73 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Niniva - 1/3/2021 08:01 - United States - Dahlonega Scarcity Today, after several hours, two pharmacies, several bus rides, $20, and many phone calls, I returned home. Guess who still doesn't have a glucose monitor? Yup, I have to go do this all again tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 878 You deserved it 72 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 27/2/2021 20:01 Workers of the world unite Today, my initial unemployment benefits ran out. Yesterday, the extended benefits ran out for my entire state too, so I'll see $0 assistance. But it could be worse, they're also taking back 7 million $ from extended benefits receivers, so at least I'm not having money taken away. FML I agree, your life sucks 693 You deserved it 105 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By leogs23 - 27/2/2021 16:58 Insurance is a scam Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML I agree, your life sucks 769 You deserved it 188 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/2/2021 14:02 Winner winner chicken dinner Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML I agree, your life sucks 689 You deserved it 205 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/2/2021 22:01 - United States - Baton Rouge Taking stock Today, back in 2018, I had money and a six pack; in 2019 I couldn’t walk and had to have a back surgery; in 2020 I lost over $650,000 and gained over 40 pounds. Now, in 2021 I'm surviving and stress-eating trying not to lose everything I worked for. Fuck, I miss being a kid. FML I agree, your life sucks 1323 You deserved it 152 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 18/2/2021 02:59 - United States - West Yellowstone Alexa, play "Burning down the house" by Talking Heads Today, a house I'm working in burned down overnight. My entire cordless tool line up and everything else needed to remodel a 3-story home is gone. Almost $14000. The only way I will be somewhat, maybe, possibly, reimbursed is if I stay on to rebuild the home. I don't have anything left to even start. FML I agree, your life sucks 1115 You deserved it 95 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Amaaaaaaaaaanda - 17/2/2021 00:30 The Based Family Today, my temporarily unemployed husband had a brain wave. I'm five months pregnant and we have a 4-year-old. He thinks we should start a family vlog on YouTube, so we can get rich. I hate those awful family vlogs with a passion. FML I agree, your life sucks 770 You deserved it 91 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By An unemployed doorman - 14/2/2021 20:30 - United Kingdom Shut your pie hole, please Today, I have to listen to my flatmate complaining that ladies don’t shag him anymore since his dad, in Saudi Arabia, cut him off. Apparently, they show a lot of interest until he reveals his financial situation. The dude actually thought he was God's gift to women instead of a mobile ATM. What a tool. FML I agree, your life sucks 817 You deserved it 105 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/2/2021 07:58 Seize the means Today, I found out I make less money than the temps at my job by over 2 dollars an hour. I've been working there the longest and do 75% of the job myself. I was told, "We'll think about it" when talking to upper management about getting equal pay or close to. FML I agree, your life sucks 1006 You deserved it 82 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Country - 12/2/2021 14:30 - United States - Huntsville Happy Valentine's… Today, I finally got my stimulus check and was big excited to be able to cash it and buy Valentine's Day gifts. The very second turn out of our driveway, dude and I got T-boned. Our only vehicle, with only two payments remaining, appears totalled. FML I agree, your life sucks 884 You deserved it 108 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 9/2/2021 23:01 One each Today, my girlfriend was in the back seat of a car with one of my friends when she got sick and puked all over one of his dress shoes. My friend then asked me to replace his shoes, since she is technically unemployed and couldn't pay him back. We eventually agreed that I would pay for one shoe. FML I agree, your life sucks 745 You deserved it 202 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my daughter got her period on her sheets and has slept on bloody sheets for 3 days. When I asked her why, she said it was because I told her she... I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 13 0 Comments
Today, I went to the dentist to get fitted for crowns on my 4 front teeth. Today, I noticed that there is now a chip on an unrelated tooth. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, the guy who told me he “wasn’t looking for a relationship” started being in a relationship with another girl. I lost my virginity to him and went... I agree, your life sucks 444 You deserved it 192 6 Comments
Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML I agree, your life sucks 669 You deserved it 47 3 Comments