Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He said it was because he wanted to 'do his own thing'. So gaming 24/7 like he has for the past two years of our relationship, then. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said there was someone else, and that he has been in love with her for a while. Turns out, the new girl was his online video game character. I got dumped for a video game. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don’t have a life outside of him. I don’t have any friends other than him, nor do I have any hobbies or interests; he’s the centre of my world. Apparently this makes me too available, needy, and codependent. FML
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trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
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Comments (474)
Zigster94 0
What a ******* pussy.
lucindo 0
don't bag out COD :O
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I love cod. I don't need to grow. add me on xbox: EAZY IE
CitizenSnipz 0
pIn my honest opinion, Call of Duty sucks. I prefer Left 4 Dead 2 or Team Fortress 2. CoD is just repetitive and boring
ihatecake 0
ok i get cod from the hype and peoples different preferences( assuming he is 16~29) but pokemon? bionicles? really? fyl op
sheagstaz 0
GAY
cda2090 6
Optic pamaj maybe
cactusdesu 15
458, I can get behind the video games bc guys generally like video games. Assuming this guy is old enough, I can get behind Pokemon because he grew up with it. As for the Bionicles, I'm pretty sure those came out in the 2000s. That's a bit odd for him to have them on display.
SpyroCool 13
YAY! VALVE!
dabears554 0
Jesus ****, son.
Serial 2
**** him in a pikachu costume
trynightday 0
Dude, your boyfriend broke up with you and you posted a whiney FML about it? Who -really- needs to grow up?
utopian_fml 0
seconded OP needs to grow up. Epic YDI
ryguy997 0
well the cod is for 18 anyway but the other stuff us just FAIL.
mlipro 0
I have pokemon and bionicles in my room and I'm not 5. I just haven't cleaned out my room in 10 years... Yes, my room is clean, It just has a lot of old stuff in the closet... Including my sexuality. :D
moss000100 0
ok if someone plays call of duty doesnt mean the have to grow up call of duty is played by everyone
failzorfails 0
unless he plays cod professionly then it's ok
Laxer21 0
I actually still have that shit in my room. but not bc I want it.
jannielovesjack 0
You're on FML right now so I don't think you really have a right to say that...
bluerhhajfk 17
yeah and she spelled excessive incorrectly edit: oh, it's a guy...
Capn 0
Yep, you definately need to grow up. There's nothing wrong with playing video games and having 'collectables' (aka Toys) as long as they don't take over your life. Your childish reaction to this breakup shows me that you need to grow up regardless if he does or not.
Xuphra 0
You win #5, OP is a bitch.
kpacek330 0
I agree with #5. And also, I read the first three pages of comments and I didn't notice anyone pointing out that the OP is a guy.
seitz96 0
Ha #2 FAIL Sounds like hes pretty cool lol, there must have been a different reason, he just made something up to break up with you
XanderK 0
Pokemon rocks. What are you saying. Anyway, FYL
failzorfails 0
pokemon is for homosexuals
middletin 0
your face is for homosexuals
Passa 0
How the **** does playing Call of Duty mean he needs to grow up? From the bitterness of your comment, it sounds like he was right on the money and that you're just a bitch.
FMLandurstoo 9
op is a guy
IGaveRickUp 15
But he can still be a bitch...
threer 30
"Bitch" is a gendered slur that isn't regulated to only females.
Mostskillz 0
#4 - word
MyNameWasTaken 0
There's nothing wrong with Call of Duty, but Pokemon and Bionicles are a problem, unless he's like 13...
warsun 27
Other way round dude