Child abuse jokes are always always in poor taste, your girl friend must have a sick sense of humor. Even if your job wasnt working with children it is still a very bad joke.

sorry dude...... she is a really under clased girl I guess wear a wet suit top and then breake up with her
and maby one day u could have a laugh

Geez calm down it was a joke its not like she ment it, and its not nesesery for them to break up, and if your insulted by that then you shouldn't be on fml

What are you gay? They're really funny!

Did any parents see it and think WTF?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ohh, nicee girlfriend.
Some of the stupid parents might have even thought it meant you loved little kids and you are great with children? :D

You should have just rubbed it in anyway.

Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

if you have to get in the water, get a one-piece

^ he's a guy

Most women swim teachers have to wear a one piece anyways so that it's family friendly. Just saying.

xD I think that'd be hilarious if you didnt work with little boys, I mean their parents are going to see it and it's only going to make you look reallllyyy suspicious

I'd suggest wearing something like a wetsuit shirt in the pool until it goes away. If anyone asks, just tell them what happened. Providing they're not completely fucking stupid, they should understand.

Wow, your girlfriend sucks.

HIS COCKKK ;P

if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.

your girlfriend is either stupid or sick. YDI

Today, I took my two sons, aged 7 and 11, to the local swimming pool. When the swimming instructor turned around, I saw that he had 'I Love Little Boys' burned into his back. FML.

Nah, no one's gunna take it seriously. If you DID love little boys, I'm sure you'd be a little more subtle than that.

ydi for ending a FML with a period

YDI for not capitalizing YDI and for putting "a" instead of "an" before FML