FML : Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used...

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Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 8 April 2009 04:03 / Canada

Kids

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By Jaxro | 6

#92729 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:13

Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

By 3ree | 0

#92754 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:34

if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.

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By amelinat | 0

#92721 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:03

Child abuse jokes are always always in poor taste, your girl friend must have a sick sense of humor. Even if your job wasnt working with children it is still a very bad joke.

skyler_kitttyyy | 0

#1252516 - Monday 16 August 2010 04:27

sorry dude...... she is a really under clased girl I guess wear a wet suit top and then breake up with her and maby one day u could have a laugh

rosary143 | 1

#3874739 - Friday 13 January 2012 01:24

Geez calm down it was a joke its not like she ment it, and its not nesesery for them to break up, and if your insulted by that then you shouldn't be on fml

wpolo02 | 7

#5118829 - Tuesday 6 November 2012 01:22

What are you gay? They're really funny!

By beechy1996 | 0

#92722 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:05

Did any parents see it and think WTF?!

By carmel | 0

#92728 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:13

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohh, nicee girlfriend. Some of the stupid parents might have even thought it meant you loved little kids and you are great with children? :D You should have just rubbed it in anyway.

By Jaxro | 6

#92729 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:13

Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

writergirl69 | 0

#1439410 - Wednesday 22 September 2010 05:05

if you have to get in the water, get a one-piece

xovollyball11 | 3

#2264907 - Wednesday 30 March 2011 03:27

^ he's a guy

Kitten_love | 22

#6463214 - Tuesday 17 November 2015 12:22

Most women swim teachers have to wear a one piece anyways so that it's family friendly. Just saying.

By hk_fml | 9

#92741 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:27

xD I think that'd be hilarious if you didnt work with little boys, I mean their parents are going to see it and it's only going to make you look reallllyyy suspicious

By DeeJayD | 0

#92751 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:32

I'd suggest wearing something like a wetsuit shirt in the pool until it goes away. If anyone asks, just tell them what happened. Providing they're not completely fucking stupid, they should understand.

By SpunkT | 0

#92753 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:33

Wow, your girlfriend sucks.

BigMacBoi | 3

#3137065 - Friday 19 August 2011 05:11

HIS COCKKK ;P

By 3ree | 0

#92754 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:34

if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.

By AntiChrist7 | 0

#92755 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:34

your girlfriend is either stupid or sick. YDI

By trynightday | 0

#92756 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 12:35

Today, I took my two sons, aged 7 and 11, to the local swimming pool. When the swimming instructor turned around, I saw that he had 'I Love Little Boys' burned into his back. FML. Nah, no one's gunna take it seriously. If you DID love little boys, I'm sure you'd be a little more subtle than that.