By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:03 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were outside tanning in the sun. I asked her if she could put some sunscreen on my back. Thinking it would be funny, she used the lotion to write "I Love Little Boys". I work as a children's swimming instructor. FML
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Jaxro 6
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Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

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3ree 0
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if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.

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amelinat 0
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Child abuse jokes are always always in poor taste, your girl friend must have a sick sense of humor. Even if your job wasnt working with children it is still a very bad joke.

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skyler_kitttyyy 0
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sorry dude...... she is a really under clased girl I guess wear a wet suit top and then breake up with her and maby one day u could have a laugh

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rosary143 1

Geez calm down it was a joke its not like she ment it, and its not nesesery for them to break up, and if your insulted by that then you shouldn't be on fml

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wpolo02 7
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What are you gay? They're really funny!

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beechy1996 0
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Did any parents see it and think WTF?!

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carmel 0
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ohh, nicee girlfriend. Some of the stupid parents might have even thought it meant you loved little kids and you are great with children? :D You should have just rubbed it in anyway.

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Jaxro 6
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Your girlfriend must be made of pure win, that's hilarious. Just wear a shirt..

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writergirl69 0
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if you have to get in the water, get a one-piece

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Kitten_love 22
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Most women swim teachers have to wear a one piece anyways so that it's family friendly. Just saying.

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hk_fml 9
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xD I think that'd be hilarious if you didnt work with little boys, I mean their parents are going to see it and it's only going to make you look reallllyyy suspicious

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DeeJayD 0

I'd suggest wearing something like a wetsuit shirt in the pool until it goes away. If anyone asks, just tell them what happened. Providing they're not completely fucking stupid, they should understand.

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SpunkT 0

Wow, your girlfriend sucks.

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3ree 0
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if its on your back, clearly you couldnt write it on yourself.

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AntiChrist7 0

your girlfriend is either stupid or sick. YDI

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trynightday 0
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Today, I took my two sons, aged 7 and 11, to the local swimming pool. When the swimming instructor turned around, I saw that he had 'I Love Little Boys' burned into his back. FML. Nah, no one's gunna take it seriously. If you DID love little boys, I'm sure you'd be a little more subtle than that.

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badbe 0

ydi for ending a FML with a period

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vhivfe 3
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YDI for not capitalizing YDI and for putting "a" instead of "an" before FML

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