FML : Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged...

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 April 2009 00:11 / United States

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By Druu | 53

#7422604 - Thursday 9 March 2017 21:20

You monster.

By ArbiterOfFML | 23

#7479949 - Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:49

how could you not determine a cat from a squirrel?

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By Druu | 53

#7422604 - Thursday 9 March 2017 21:20

You monster.

DemCherries | 3

#7430891 - Wednesday 29 March 2017 2:57

monster

By DemCherries | 3

#7430893 - Wednesday 29 March 2017 2:58

monster

By KeenBird | 2

#7437522 - Wednesday 12 April 2017 15:47

Wasn't it so hard to fucking stop when you saw an animal on the road, you dick, shouldn't be driving

By ArbiterOfFML | 23

#7479949 - Wednesday 5 July 2017 0:49

how could you not determine a cat from a squirrel?

By Fluffster97 | 14

#7563972 - Tuesday 14 November 2017 18:06

Someone hit my cat also. You are a horrible person.

By dontworryyo | 4

#7570420 - Friday 1 December 2017 4:20

Poor kitten

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