By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
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And why was your dog's ass in your face? You would think it would be facing you, maybe licking your face.

Kimienxtc 0

Awww Your dog loves you! :)

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Kimienxtc 0

Awww Your dog loves you! :)

why was the dog's butt in your mouth???

squishy01 0

And that is why I own a cat.

And why was your dog's ass in your face? You would think it would be facing you, maybe licking your face.

maybe she was licking the dogs ass for comfort.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWN_AL9vrbc Smelling a fart is bad. Tasting and breathing it is a whole 'nother level of disgusting.

Lol. Your dog is awesome! But yea, why was his ass right in your face? At least your not feeling sorry for yourself any more.

I'm sorry that you had a horrible day but this is one of the funniest FML's I have ever read. I loled so hard.

lmao xD That sucks, I hope your day got better from that point

your dog's ass was in your face wtf?

I hope you kept you teeth closed just in case there were any lumps...

Emmett_Luver_101 0

*gags @ 11* this is funny but i have one intelligent thing to say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW E=Mc2

shani__ 0

#12 - wtf? E=Mc2? what has that got to do with a dog's farts? #11 - LOL #10 - I agree! OP - What WAS your mouth doing on your dog's ass? That's almost as bad has hammylove's. (anyone notice their name is BadBreath, haha!) http://www.fmylife.com/sex/878433

azhein 0

I don't think her mouth was literally on the dogs ass just that it farted right in her face