By BadBreath - 09/04/2009 03:43 - United States

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
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Jaxro 6
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And why was your dog's ass in your face? You would think it would be facing you, maybe licking your face.

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Kimienxtc 0

Awww Your dog loves you! :)

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Kimienxtc 0

Awww Your dog loves you! :)

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josiej0j0 0
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why was the dog's butt in your mouth???

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squishy01 0

And that is why I own a cat.

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Jaxro 6
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And why was your dog's ass in your face? You would think it would be facing you, maybe licking your face.

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chrisbom5 0
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maybe she was licking the dogs ass for comfort.

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lolfahnny 0
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWN_AL9vrbc Smelling a fart is bad. Tasting and breathing it is a whole 'nother level of disgusting.

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Jimboom 11
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Lol. Your dog is awesome! But yea, why was his ass right in your face? At least your not feeling sorry for yourself any more.

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amy397123 0
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I'm sorry that you had a horrible day but this is one of the funniest FML's I have ever read. I loled so hard.

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hk_fml 9
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lmao xD That sucks, I hope your day got better from that point

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tolduso 0
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your dog's ass was in your face wtf?

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tipple 0
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I hope you kept you teeth closed just in case there were any lumps...

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Emmett_Luver_101 0

*gags @ 11* this is funny but i have one intelligent thing to say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW E=Mc2

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shani__ 0

#12 - wtf? E=Mc2? what has that got to do with a dog's farts? #11 - LOL #10 - I agree! OP - What WAS your mouth doing on your dog's ass? That's almost as bad has hammylove's. (anyone notice their name is BadBreath, haha!) http://www.fmylife.com/sex/878433

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azhein 0

I don't think her mouth was literally on the dogs ass just that it farted right in her face

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