FML : Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it...

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Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BadBreath - / Thursday 9 April 2009 03:43 / United States

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By Jaxro | 6

#95688 - Thursday 9 April 2009 12:13

And why was your dog's ass in your face? You would think it would be facing you, maybe licking your face.

By Kimienxtc | 0

#95687 - Thursday 9 April 2009 12:13

Awww Your dog loves you! :)

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By Kimienxtc | 0

#95687 - Thursday 9 April 2009 12:13

Awww Your dog loves you! :)

josiej0j0 | 0

#2171216 - Friday 11 March 2011 4:32

why was the dog's butt in your mouth???

squishy01 | 0

#2408243 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 7:58

And that is why I own a cat.

By Jaxro | 6

#95688 - Thursday 9 April 2009 12:13

And why was your dog's ass in your face? You would think it would be facing you, maybe licking your face.

chrisbom5 | 0

#981768 - Monday 19 April 2010 13:12

maybe she was licking the dogs ass for comfort.

GrammarFailure | 0

#996144 - Monday 17 May 2010 15:15

Lol'd. Hard.

evebright | 5

#3455538 - Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:49

Ditto

By lolfahnny | 0

#95690 - Thursday 9 April 2009 12:14

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWN_AL9vrbc

Smelling a fart is bad. Tasting and breathing it is a whole 'nother level of disgusting.

By Jimboom | 11

#95702 - Thursday 9 April 2009 12:23

Lol. Your dog is awesome!

But yea, why was his ass right in your face?

At least your not feeling sorry for yourself any more.

By amy397123 | 0

#95715 - Thursday 9 April 2009 12:32

I'm sorry that you had a horrible day but this is one of the funniest FML's I have ever read.
I loled so hard.

By hk_fml | 9

#95752 - Thursday 9 April 2009 13:04

lmao
xD That sucks, I hope your day got better from that point

By tolduso | 0

#95754 - Thursday 9 April 2009 13:05

your dog's ass was in your face
wtf?

By tipple | 0

#95767 - Thursday 9 April 2009 13:22

I hope you kept you teeth closed just in case there were any lumps...

By Emmett_Luver_101 | 0

#95771 - Thursday 9 April 2009 13:29

*gags @ 11* this is funny but i have one intelligent thing to say
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW E=Mc2

By shani__ | 0

#95780 - Thursday 9 April 2009 13:40

#12 - wtf? E=Mc2? what has that got to do with a dog's farts?
#11 - LOL
#10 - I agree!

OP - What WAS your mouth doing on your dog's ass? That's almost as bad has hammylove's. (anyone notice their name is BadBreath, haha!)

http://www.fmylife.com/sex/878433