By Crazy09 - 08/04/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that she had an ultrasound tomorrow morning. With a confused look on my face, she said to me, "Don't worry, it's not yours." FML
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adelaide_evening 0

Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?

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theshewolf 0

Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.

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adelaide_evening 0

Maybe she's a surrogate mother and forgot to tell you?

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mje8995 0
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Oi ve fyl for sure. Don't ub kinda feel bad for the op?

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jenloveslaughs 6
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#132 learn to spell please

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subiedude08 17

Was that English?

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28actress 22
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Also it doesn't say how long they have been dating. Maybe she got pregnant from a previous boyfriend and just found out; it's happened to others before

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msrock 0
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OOhh someone got pwned! FYL!

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cheesybanana703 10

Idiot.

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zander09 0

Maybe its a tumor.

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Allornone 35

it's not a tumor.

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theshewolf 0

Ultrasounds can be used for things other than pregnancy.

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crumblemumble 0
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but then why would she say it's not yours?

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grobo555 0
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it could've been a joke.

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molly_beee 0

Yeah..i had to get an ultrasound for my kidneys!!

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lurkerman999 0

Well at least you don't have to worry!

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Lauriebug 0
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ha. haha. that sucks but i suppose you can't have a silver lining without a cloud, now can you?

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MiriamSingsLoud 0

Typically you know you're pregnant for a while before you need an ultrasound, so she could have told you. Did she seriously just think you weren't going to notice?

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Kai21 0

She could have easily just found out she was pregnant. I'm about 10 weeks pregnant, found out when I was 8 weeks, & had my first ultra sound 3 days later. Sometimes a woman will have a "period" when she's pregnant whichmy throw her off a little. I mean this lady probably did know sooner, but I just wanted to let you know.

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mommy2cassidy 18
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No, some women get dating ultrasounds after they find out. The anatomy scans later on in the pregnancy are not very accurate for dating the pregnancy.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

I don't understand. That sounds like good news to me. The FML would have been if it was your kid!

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skyttlz 32

she cheated

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AlDavis 0
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kick that cunt in the stomach

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