Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, I was trying to listen to a phone message I'd received. I was excited because I'd been waiting for the coaches to call me back for tryouts for a week now. Trying to figure out how to listen to it, I ended up deleting it. FML
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Top comments
sexxystephy 0
Maybe, just maybe, he is secretly in love with you & chickened out. Probably not though.
amy397123 0
Haha, Dad's know best!
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Comments (40)
Jaxro 6
Haha ouch. You're dad is a jerk. 1st!
KelpForBrains 0
*Your. Sorry, it just bothers me.
fmyoptimism 0
wtf! that is so messed of your dad! too bad it was true -.- that's lame, i'm sorry. but hey dads are always going to want to keep their daughters single for as long as possible... remember that lol. it was just wishful thinking on his part
FahadZ 0
OWWWWWWWWNED!!! ure dads a genius!! loooooooll ownage.. im sorry but taht is just great!! u prolly left a smile on my face for the rest of the day XD!! ROFL!!
amy397123 0
Haha, Dad's know best!
TidusBlade 0
lol sounds like your dad has quite some experience on him ;P #1: Not to be a grammar Nazi, but you might wanna use You're and your correctly: http://www.fmylife.com/sex/869850
Uduwudu 0
This tormenting coincidences always happen around you and the person you love. THIS IS THE RULE OF LIFE. You have to get over it and move on, it will be hard but you can do it.
Juli_fml 0
don't you hate it when your parents are right? that totally sucks for you
itsTiffany 0
Pwnage by Dad.
Nefaith 0
#7...you took the words right out of my mouth.
kwbuzz23wk 0
haha! try calling him though. guys dont have to always be the one calling girls