By schoolgrlstaci - 07/04/2009 20:44 - United States
Same thing different taste
By Jesse - 20/03/2009 05:48 - United States
By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States
By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States
Straight to jail
By breathalizard - 02/05/2009 06:21 - United States
By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 12:28 - Australia
By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States
By Anonymous - 25/08/2011 06:49 - United States
By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson
By sos - 17/01/2011 03:59 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 15:53 - United States
Top comments
Comments
mabye he used listerene before school that stuff has alot of alchol
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Show it anywayYou do know that the fact that it has alcohol can increase the reading and the Breathalyzer takes from the lungs, not just from the mouth. Thats they as you to blow hard ( I know that sounds sexual ).
better yet why was school at 7 pm? its after 5 so you can't blame her
Seriously?! IT'S 7PM.
I think it's pretty normal to have meeting in the evening at school for things like this, especially when parents are invited
hahaahha how embarrassing.
he probaly drove drunk to a drinking and driving assembly.
0.6 isnt drunk.....
have you read the listerine to cover up the alcohol fml??
actually number 226: .6 is extremely drunk, like you would probably die if you were that drunk. however the OP said .06 which is fairly drunk.
thoughs joke r ******* dumb
that was the worst soviet Russia joke I've heard.. :/ and I usually like them. try again!
that was absolutely awful
227 *those Sorry I hate when people can't spell
292 yeah that's true…but OP blew a .06% not a .6%
That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.
so very true
very.
You could say you're shy.
Nightquil lol or tylenol liquid or mouthwash ect....lots of excuses
Showing up to school with a .06? Retard.
.06 isn't shit... thats what, 1 beer?
244 if it's 7:00 pm then it might be a college. or a boarding school, also you can graduate when your 18, really we don't have enough details
or maybe, since the parents were there, it was a separate meeting that everyone had to go to.
Depends on where you live. In NY, if you have .01 you're considered drunk.
Just because you don't blow a .08% doesn't mean they can't get you. If the cop feels you are driving dangerously, they can legally get you at a .01%. If you blow a .00% then they can get you for reckless driving.
not everyone lives in the same country :/
Even though people naturally produce alcohol and the levels could be higher due to taking cough syrup or something, you couldn't have blown a .06 without having been drinking. Therefore, YDI. Stop drinking and learn to write. I think you were going for "7:00 am," "field," and "in front."
Not necessarily- OP said that parents were there, which might be 7:00 P.M.
wow marykate, relax there! so the op made a few grammatical errors, who doesn't we are all humans after all. well atleast I am, notnsute about you. although i do agree with you that the op totally deserves it since she chose to drink herself.
Change ur damn tampon
Just like others are saying, I agree...They most likely meant 7pm. If it was am, why would the parents be there and not at work?
I think op meant field. As in FIELD sobriety test.
why would you show up drunk to an assembly about drinking and driving? where cops were present... dumbass, you deserved it.
Keywords
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
![FMyLife](/images/v2/logo-fml.png)
um..what were you doing drunk at school??? ydi
That's ridiculous-- you can't say yes because then they'll know you're drunk, and you can't say no because then they'll know you're drunk. Sucks.