By schoolgrlstaci - United States
Today, we had a school assembly at 7:00 pm about drinking and driving. There was a cop doing a demonstration of a field sobriety test on stage. I was randomly selected to perform a breathalyzer test in front of all the students and parents. I blew 0.06. FML
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  StaciCarol  |  2

You do know that the fact that it has alcohol can increase the reading and the Breathalyzer takes from the lungs, not just from the mouth. Thats they as you to blow hard ( I know that sounds sexual ).

  newmandotcom  |  6

Just because you don't blow a .08% doesn't mean they can't get you. If the cop feels you are driving dangerously, they can legally get you at a .01%. If you blow a .00% then they can get you for reckless driving.

By  marykateex3  |  0

Even though people naturally produce alcohol and the levels could be higher due to taking cough syrup or something, you couldn't have blown a .06 without having been drinking.
Therefore, YDI.

Stop drinking and learn to write.
I think you were going for "7:00 am," "field," and "in front."

  sampimpinthug  |  0

wow marykate, relax there! so the op made a few grammatical errors, who doesn't we are all humans after all. well atleast I am, notnsute about you.

although i do agree with you that the op totally deserves it since she chose to drink herself.

  kelemen  |  2

I'll bet you think you're really fucking special for pointing out a few typos. Get the tampon out of your ass and stop tearing others down because you're a cunt with low self esteem.

  ethenwhite  |  11

Actually, it's more reasonable he went back home after school, drank, then went to an AFTER SCHOOL ASSEMBLY that parents could go to after work, not during, at 7:00pm. Plus his spelling is correct, and exactly as you said it should be. Plus he has every right to drink, and he wasn't drunk, 0.06 is below the legal drinking and driving limit in many places.