By Anonymous - 17/1/2021 01:59 - Jamaica - Kingston Thanks for being so compassionate Today, and for the past year, I've been struggling with depression because of family life. I've been talking to my mom for the past weeks, telling her things that happen when she isn't home as a way to build trust. I finally told her I have depression and have had had it for a long time. She laughed. FML I agree, your life sucks 470 You deserved it 30 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kayla - 16/1/2021 11:02 - United States - Wenatchee Never name-drop Today, I had a job interview. I have another job I want to leave, but haven't said anything yet. At the interview, I mentioned where I worked, and the interviewer name-dropped my manager. She then told me he was her step brother. So much for not wanting my manager to know. FML I agree, your life sucks 551 You deserved it 75 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 12:01 - Canada - Charlottetown No, not them! Today, after there was only one family that hated me enough to beat me up when we were kids, and we still don't get along as adults, my youngest brother is now dating into that family, and one of my older brothers is dating into that family too. It's like some kinda sick curse, or karma. FML I agree, your life sucks 489 You deserved it 68 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/1/2021 23:01 And I Oop Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML I agree, your life sucks 256 You deserved it 867 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 15/1/2021 17:01 - New Zealand - Palmerston North You old fool Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML I agree, your life sucks 936 You deserved it 47 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ella - 15/1/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom Thanks Boris! Today, after Boris made his Monday night lockdown announcement, my husband announced that no way can he handle another lockdown stuck in the house with me and two teenagers, so he drove all night to our static caravan and insists he’s staying there alone until lockdown is over. FML I agree, your life sucks 681 You deserved it 135 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/1/2021 15:01 - Canada - Edmonton Welcome to hell Today, after meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, I found out that he, his sister and their father enjoy talking loudly over the person who is currently talking, because what anyone else says is not worth listening to. FML I agree, your life sucks 738 You deserved it 76 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shary - 12/1/2021 01:59 Unreasonable Today, I was terminated from my job because my boss “felt like it.” My parents have made it clear to me that if I am ever fired from a job, for any reason, they will kick me out on the street and never speak to me again. FML I agree, your life sucks 895 You deserved it 65 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 6/1/2021 08:01 Family matters Today, like every other day, my dad thinks my sister is autistic and needs therapy. He wants me to think that too. I'm pretty sure she is just introverted and hates our family. I wonder why. FML I agree, your life sucks 791 You deserved it 56 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Marissa Di Stefano - 5/1/2021 17:01 Leave me out of it Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML I agree, your life sucks 720 You deserved it 156 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/1/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom - Gosport It wasn't me Today, my partner thought I was having an affair because I received a video call but declined it. It was from my daughter, and I declined it because I was already on a video call with my sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 767 You deserved it 67 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Andrea - 4/1/2021 16:59 Misinformation Today, my brother-in-law declared he does not want to be vaccinated against Covid, because his friend, who is a nurse, told him it could make him impotent. Can please someone remove her from the health system? FML I agree, your life sucks 656 You deserved it 121 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/1/2021 23:01 Eggs Today, while eating breakfast with my family, I asked my mother if there was any more scrambled eggs in the skillet because I really felt like having some more. She got mad at me because she thought I'd asked in a sarcastic manner. I wasn't joking. FML I agree, your life sucks 692 You deserved it 75 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/1/2021 08:02 - United States - Gwynn Oak Holiday cheer Today, I’m convinced my mother in law comes over every holiday just to make me miserable. She comes in, criticizes me food, snarks then ignores the kids. I dread every holiday and spend it getting drunk and casting F-you glances at my husband. Is it wrong to buy her a casket for the next holiday? Is it really? FML I agree, your life sucks 848 You deserved it 105 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sad - 3/1/2021 11:01 Tock follow tick follows tock… Today, after my grandfather died a month ago, my grandmother had a massive stroke. I have a sinus infection but had to be tested for Covid. I need it to show negative so I can say goodbye to the most influential woman in my life. I don’t know that results will be back in time. FML I agree, your life sucks 1057 You deserved it 49 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/1/2021 08:02 8 out of 10 dentists Today, my 45 year-old sister blamed my parents yet again for losing one tooth after the other because they did not tell her to brush her teeth before going to bed. It's general knowledge, honey. And somehow, I still have all my teeth. FML I agree, your life sucks 732 You deserved it 1564 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By idk.man® - 1/1/2021 22:54 Thanks, dad Today, I got yelled at by my dad again for being inside so much instead of outside doing stuff. We are still in a lockdown and are not allowed to leave the house unless its for work or to go to the store. FML I agree, your life sucks 776 You deserved it 93 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/1/2021 00:01 - Australia - Melbourne Can it, now! Today, I learned that I've married into a family that talks to movie characters as they’re doing stuff in the movie. Good luck hearing the dialogue now. FML I agree, your life sucks 747 You deserved it 114 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 23:01 - Germany - Zittau Suffer little chives Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML I agree, your life sucks 867 You deserved it 55 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 07:01 - Ireland Deadbeat Today, exactly a year after he ended our relationship days before our son's first Christmas and told me he would always be in mine and our sons lives, I learned my ex got a new girlfriend several months ago, who more than likely is the reason he stopped calling. FML I agree, your life sucks 753 You deserved it 100 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 09:32 - Sri Lanka - Colombo Insane parents, part 38765 Today, my mum vented her anger on me by shattering my mouse on the floor, taking my keyboard and nearly ripping out my monitor. At least a spare mouse and the on screen keyboard are better than nothing. This hurts. FML I agree, your life sucks 748 You deserved it 94 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Zebra - 30/12/2020 22:58 Happy Birthday to me Today, my sister was meant to come over for lunch for my birthday. Turns out, she forgot about it. FML I agree, your life sucks 733 You deserved it 50 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom Pants on fire Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML I agree, your life sucks 810 You deserved it 62 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 11:01 Cursed FML Today, my parents think the only reason I'm gay is because I have a curse that makes me attracted to females and I'm actually straight. At this point, even my older sisters believe it which is crazy. FML I agree, your life sucks 867 You deserved it 92 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 02:08 - Canada Cougar Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML I agree, your life sucks 695 You deserved it 54 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 05:03 He's still right, though Today, my dad snapped at me for assuming that Eminem was the one to come up with the phrase, “Will the real ___ please stand up?” since that was the only time I’ve heard it. Apparently, I “always assume things are modern”. So I asked him where in fact the phrase came from and guess what? He didn’t know. FML I agree, your life sucks 663 You deserved it 123 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 20:02 - United States Diaspora Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML I agree, your life sucks 728 You deserved it 163 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 08:03 - Germany - Ebersbach Preferential treatment Today, my mom’s house has several comfortable places to rest in every room. For the cats and dogs, that is. Unfortunately for me, I'm a human. FML I agree, your life sucks 585 You deserved it 91 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - 28/12/2020 19:02 - United Kingdom - London Golden child Today, my mum went and told everyone she only went to the doctor after being ill because my brother told her to. It was me who'd been telling her for weeks to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 667 You deserved it 72 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/12/2020 14:01 Family man Today, I always hated not having a boyfriend during holidays, my relatives would always ask me what was wrong with me. I'm married now and my husband always finds a way to skip holiday reunions. My relatives keep on asking me what's wrong with me. FML I agree, your life sucks 841 You deserved it 130 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I arranged for the President to give a speech in Alamo, Texas. His advance crew instead notified The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas to set up the event.... I agree, your life sucks 41 You deserved it 21 1 Comments
Today, I heard my mom and my 11 years old sister talking about how being gay or bi is funny and everybody should be straight.I'm bi(14 years old) and... I agree, your life sucks 81 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 392 You deserved it 91 5 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 824 You deserved it 41 7 Comments