Says something about you, probably - FML

Says something about you, probably

By Amanda Howard - 27/04/2020 02:00

Today, my brother, who recently got out of prison after doing time for armed robbery, got a job at Target. I applied to the same Target six times, and was denied every time. FML

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Monday 27 April 2020 4:17

They get a tax kickback for hiring ex-cons

Boyufd 24

Monday 27 April 2020 14:22

I wouldn't say it's selfish. she's just simply pointing out that she applied more than once and never got it

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 27 April 2020 2:37

He has work experience. You don't. Go knock over a few liquor stores and then re-apply to Target.

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Wednesday 29 April 2020 0:39

Or rob Target itself. They'll hire her on the spot.

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Monday 27 April 2020 4:17

They get a tax kickback for hiring ex-cons

Isaac Shields 9

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Tuesday 28 April 2020 7:56

also I believe target is a participant of an ex con rehab program that helps hire out of prison

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Monday 27 April 2020 6:14

Places also hire because of personality not just what’s on your resume. You should be happy he has a good job and is trying to straighten his life out. Kind of selfish of you.

Boyufd 24

Monday 27 April 2020 14:22

I wouldn't say it's selfish. she's just simply pointing out that she applied more than once and never got it

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Monday 27 April 2020 16:40

You could be overqualified. Retail doesn't want to hire people who could leave at a moments notice.

Laureen Takeshita_1375230115 5

Monday 27 April 2020 18:45

You should just be happy your brother has a job.

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Tuesday 28 April 2020 0:07

So did you ask them why they weren't interested in YOU? Good to hear he's got a job.

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Thursday 30 April 2020 2:02

The joy of being overqualified

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