Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to give his mother a box of chocolates and flowers for Mother's Day. She just stared at them and said, "What's this for? You're not my daughter, and never will be. But I'll keep the chocolate." FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2011 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
starwind3438's comment : Wow, what an ungrateful bitch.
Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML
by Just_do_it_17 / 05/09/2011 at 12:03am / United States / Love
by SMCHR / 05/08/2011 at 11:22pm / Ireland / Animals
by jackpot / 05/08/2011 at 9:53pm / Venezuela / Miscellaneous
Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Docbee's comment : wise words young grasshopper....
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
by Anonymous / 05/08/2011 at 3:08pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Health
Today, after weeks of money slowly disappearing from the stash in my bedroom, I confronted my son about it. I'm not sure which is worse: that my son is a thief or that he actually blamed his father for it. We've been divorced and haven't spoken for eight years. FML
by jill / 05/08/2011 at 2:25pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by gnownayrgnow / 05/08/2011 at 1:05am / United States (California) / Love
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
by sadman / 05/07/2011 at 7:10pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
marinus's comment : Baked cakes don't melt.
by Mel / 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/07/2011 at 5:42pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by K. / 05/07/2011 at 1:38pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Cheerieful / 05/07/2011 at 12:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous