Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
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iluvuxinfinityn1
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HAHA. holy crap first comment.
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GmanG
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This can't be, because barcodes are magnetic... If you don't believe me - when you steal something and you go by the cashier, it (don't know how to call it) starts beeping...
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sexyReDD
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sorry to burst your bubble, but bar codes are not magnetic. some stores attach anti-theft stickers to packaging in inconspicuous places, making it harder for a thief to find/remove.
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sporkl0rd
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y
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IzzyIzzyBang
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I think you deserved that. What person gets a tattoo that is a bar code?
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MaeeFlowers
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Why is that a problem, who cares if the OP has a bar code tattoo, like a bajillion people do. Don't be such a bitch, a lot of people like those.
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thecarlover09
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u dumb shit, barcodes arnt magnetic
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ferrettamer
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I don't get how this is a fml...
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facilitator
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pure luck, it's like a one in a million chance that his tattoo would be in the stores inventory.
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sk8rchick97
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he's such a tool(:
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Rothaga
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Ha ha! Nice one!
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shinshoku13
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Dont be so judgemental some people like it, just cause you dont doesnt mean its true
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TheTerenity
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416 is cute c:
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twiride
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At least it's not the barcode of condoms or something.
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madskittlesftw
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Lets not hit on people.. But for the people who still don't get it, it implies he's a tool. If you still don't get it.. Well.. Then.. I don't.. I don't know.
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arienh4
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We can see that by the #1 can't we?
Also, why is this FML? Where do you see a situation anyone would scan this?
Also, why is this FML? Where do you see a situation anyone would scan this?
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toxic10uhc
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they were bored.. dipshit
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vollyball921
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lmao thts funny fyl
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Tigertnt
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this should b on mlia
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PurpleLlamas
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349-they said why would anyone else scan it...dipshit
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shotgunhr
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oh yeah
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aminel
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he think its an FML coz hes a cheap claw hammer.. which is btw a cool wrestling name!
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scott1494
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haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!
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MeganH0LLYW00D
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Bahahahahah! x)
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Teeheez
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I agree with #3 and #328. HAHAHAHA! LOL
It's not a really bad FMl. But it is hilarious.
TEEHEE
It's not a really bad FMl. But it is hilarious.
TEEHEE
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toshiro10div
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nice, that fucking hilarious
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fatman1970
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Well said!
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Hjade
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*applause*
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tounces7
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Now whenever you go somewhere, you can shout out "It's HAMMER TIME" and start dancing.
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sorainu
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I laughed way harder than I should have lol
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iluvuxinfinityn1
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yup, i would assume you do have eyes number 2. good job.
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amelinat
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Oh wow, that the coolest thing about a barcode tattoo I have ever heard.
Could be worse, you could be one of those natty little key rings, or a length of dowel, comparitively a hammer is kind of awesome.
Could be worse, you could be one of those natty little key rings, or a length of dowel, comparitively a hammer is kind of awesome.
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WoGxFALLEN
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Or some some Coca Cola
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laxbrosive
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or a dildo
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lillaurie89
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Why would you get a barcode tattoo?
Hahah #3
Hahah #3
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crazyrunnergirl
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I was just thinking that!!!
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Tucatz
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Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H.
In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.
In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.
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manda_baby_rawr
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haha no doubt. ^_^ this actually made my day
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Rodjmeister
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I've always kind of wanted one of those.
but I'd go and get a barcode from like...Burberry or Chanel though.
but I'd go and get a barcode from like...Burberry or Chanel though.
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mkb_fml
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At least you aren't a toilet.
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b182link
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lol that would suck
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fundangle
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bad tattoo
In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.