FML : Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer....

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Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By tool - / Thursday 9 April 2009 06:03 / United States

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By scott1494 | 0

#95949 - Thursday 9 April 2009 04:05

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

By Tucatz | 0

#95960 - Thursday 9 April 2009 04:07

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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By iluvuxinfinityn1 | 0

#95943 - Thursday 9 April 2009 04:02

HAHA. holy crap first comment.

GmanG | 0

#497197 - Tuesday 18 August 2009 09:47

This can't be, because barcodes are magnetic... If you don't believe me - when you steal something and you go by the cashier, it (don't know how to call it) starts beeping...

sexyReDD | 0

#513240 - Tuesday 25 August 2009 05:41

sorry to burst your bubble, but bar codes are not magnetic. some stores attach anti-theft stickers to packaging in inconspicuous places, making it harder for a thief to find/remove.

sporkl0rd | 0

#1004919 - Monday 24 May 2010 05:22

IzzyIzzyBang | 0

#1086366 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 10:23

I think you deserved that. What person gets a tattoo that is a bar code?

MaeeFlowers | 0

#1283093 - Sunday 22 August 2010 08:56

Why is that a problem, who cares if the OP has a bar code tattoo, like a bajillion people do. Don't be such a bitch, a lot of people like those.

thecarlover09 | 4

#1385670 - Saturday 11 September 2010 03:32

u dumb shit, barcodes arnt magnetic

ferrettamer | 6

#1911669 - Friday 31 December 2011 06:20

I don't get how this is a fml...

facilitator | 0

#2485689 - Tuesday 10 May 2011 12:51

pure luck, it's like a one in a million chance that his tattoo would be in the stores inventory.

sk8rchick97 | 0

#2781793 - Tuesday 28 June 2011 11:00

he's such a tool(:

Rothaga | 9

#2937789 - Wednesday 20 July 2011 03:15

Ha ha! Nice one!

shinshoku13 | 19

#3841413 - Friday 6 January 2012 11:11

Dont be so judgemental some people like it, just cause you dont doesnt mean its true

TheTerenity | 9

#4290733 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 09:51

416 is cute c:

twiride | 12

#5083343 - Friday 26 October 2012 06:01

At least it's not the barcode of condoms or something.

madskittlesftw | 5

#5140565 - Monday 12 November 2012 07:09

Lets not hit on people.. But for the people who still don't get it, it implies he's a tool. If you still don't get it.. Well.. Then.. I don't.. I don't know.

By arienh4 | 0

#95945 - Thursday 9 April 2009 04:03

We can see that by the #1 can't we? Also, why is this FML? Where do you see a situation anyone would scan this?

toxic10uhc | 0

#794886 - Sunday 24 January 2010 06:00

they were bored.. dipshit

vollyball921 | 0

#980404 - Friday 16 April 2010 04:52

lmao thts funny fyl

Tigertnt | 0

#984129 - Saturday 24 April 2010 12:41

this should b on mlia

PurpleLlamas | 0

#1036584 - Sunday 20 June 2010 06:57

349-they said why would anyone else scan it...dipshit

shotgunhr | 0

#1416377 - Friday 17 September 2010 03:06

oh yeah

aminel | 0

#2312950 - Friday 8 April 2011 05:53

he think its an FML coz hes a cheap claw hammer.. which is btw a cool wrestling name!

By scott1494 | 0

#95949 - Thursday 9 April 2009 04:05

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

MeganH0LLYW00D | 0

#315153 - Wednesday 17 June 2009 08:35

Bahahahahah! x)

Teeheez | 0

#340689 - Friday 26 June 2009 12:05

I agree with #3 and #328. HAHAHAHA! LOL It's not a really bad FMl. But it is hilarious. TEEHEE

toshiro10div | 0

#627045 - Monday 19 October 2009 07:52

nice, that fucking hilarious

fatman1970 | 25

#971034 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 02:12

Well said!

Hjade | 4

#2310419 - Thursday 7 April 2011 11:25

*applause*

tounces7 | 15

#5695535 - Monday 30 September 2013 03:36

Now whenever you go somewhere, you can shout out "It's HAMMER TIME" and start dancing.

sorainu | 18

#6340510 - Sunday 5 July 2015 03:32

I laughed way harder than I should have lol

By iluvuxinfinityn1 | 0

#95951 - Thursday 9 April 2009 04:05

yup, i would assume you do have eyes number 2. good job.

By amelinat | 0

#95953 - Thursday 9 April 2009 04:05

Oh wow, that the coolest thing about a barcode tattoo I have ever heard. Could be worse, you could be one of those natty little key rings, or a length of dowel, comparitively a hammer is kind of awesome.