By tool - 09/04/2009 06:03 - United States

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 873
You deserved it 143 059

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haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

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HAHA. holy crap first comment.

This can't be, because barcodes are magnetic... If you don't believe me - when you steal something and you go by the cashier, it (don't know how to call it) starts beeping...

sorry to burst your bubble, but bar codes are not magnetic. some stores attach anti-theft stickers to packaging in inconspicuous places, making it harder for a thief to find/remove.

I think you deserved that. What person gets a tattoo that is a bar code?

Why is that a problem, who cares if the OP has a bar code tattoo, like a bajillion people do. Don't be such a bitch, a lot of people like those.

u dumb shit, barcodes arnt magnetic

I don't get how this is a fml...

pure luck, it's like a one in a million chance that his tattoo would be in the stores inventory.

he's such a tool(:

Ha ha! Nice one!

Dont be so judgemental some people like it, just cause you dont doesnt mean its true

416 is cute c:

At least it's not the barcode of condoms or something.

Lets not hit on people.. But for the people who still don't get it, it implies he's a tool. If you still don't get it.. Well.. Then.. I don't.. I don't know.

We can see that by the #1 can't we? Also, why is this FML? Where do you see a situation anyone would scan this?

they were bored.. dipshit

lmao thts funny fyl

this should b on mlia

349-they said why would anyone else scan it...dipshit

he think its an FML coz hes a cheap claw hammer.. which is btw a cool wrestling name!

haaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Talk about being a tool!!!!!

I agree with #3 and #328. HAHAHAHA! LOL It's not a really bad FMl. But it is hilarious. TEEHEE

nice, that fucking hilarious

Now whenever you go somewhere, you can shout out "It's HAMMER TIME" and start dancing.

I laughed way harder than I should have lol

yup, i would assume you do have eyes number 2. good job.

Oh wow, that the coolest thing about a barcode tattoo I have ever heard. Could be worse, you could be one of those natty little key rings, or a length of dowel, comparitively a hammer is kind of awesome.

Why would you get a barcode tattoo? Hahah #3

I was just thinking that!!!

Could be worse- at the grocery store you might be a $0.69 can of green beans. And at the drugstore you could be Preparation H. In fact, that should be your new goal- to go around and find out what you are at various stores.

haha no doubt. ^_^ this actually made my day

I've always kind of wanted one of those. but I'd go and get a barcode from like...Burberry or Chanel though.

At least you aren't a toilet.

lol that would suck