By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
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Same thing different taste

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What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.

This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"

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What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.

This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"

emikonaito 0

#2 and #7 I totally agree. I'd love to have that janitor xD you shoulda played it off~

Thats what i would've done.wait i think i have done that.... I need a life

I just wanted you to know that when I read 'janitor,' I immediately thought of Neil Flynn's character in Scrubs. Win for you, my friend.

Ummm, yeah, I'd be proud of that... make the best of it

I hope you got the winning run :D Also your "friend" did it on purpose.

kathyFTW 0

That's actually pretty awesome.

Hahahaha, I want that janitor in my school. NOW. He's awesome.

un-fyl. i'd have to agree with #6, it does sound pretty awesome.

#3 that's exactly what I thought of too!

that's the funniest thing i read today. i cracked up laughing and my dog sat up and looked at me like i was crazy.