FML : Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly....

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Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By eun - / Thursday 9 April 2009 01:42 / Canada

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By ddrluna | 2

#95534 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:32

What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.

By Seegtease | 0

#95536 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:34

This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"

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By ddrluna | 2

#95534 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:32

What an awesome sense of humor. That would have been hilarious.

Jordna | 0

#925760 - Monday 8 March 2010 19:35

This is so an MLIA not an FML.

uthinkurfunny | 0

#967105 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 3:24

agreed

KiwiLime | 0

#1321008 - Monday 30 August 2010 9:05

agreed with 245.
that's awesome!

DeeMillzee | 4

#3822818 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 4:45

Agreed. Shall one of us post about it on MLIA then??

By Seegtease | 0

#95536 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:34

This is where you stand up and puts your hands up and say, "Woo hoo!"

emikonaito | 0

#451719 - Monday 3 August 2009 1:28

#2 and #7 I totally agree. I'd love to have that janitor xD you shoulda played it off~

Pepsiisbae | 15

#6668797 - Wednesday 10 August 2016 8:35

Thats what i would've done.wait i think i have done that.... I need a life

By terimaa | 0

#95538 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:35

I just wanted you to know that when I read 'janitor,' I immediately thought of Neil Flynn's character in Scrubs. Win for you, my friend.

Nanda_fml | 0

#593602 - Tuesday 29 September 2009 6:08

Hahaha, EXACTLY my thought too!

who0p3 | 2

#965230 - Saturday 20 March 2010 21:45

scrubs ftw!

Alishmc | 0

#977711 - Sunday 11 April 2010 10:00

YES AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

katiegurl19512 | 10

#1030179 - Monday 14 June 2010 14:59

hahaha I thout that too!!!

crengel | 0

#2349659 - Thursday 14 April 2011 23:27

Same!?

By FrakML | 0

#95546 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:38

Ummm, yeah, I'd be proud of that... make the best of it

By TeenTiger | 0

#95547 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:40

I hope you got the winning run :D

Also your "friend" did it on purpose.

By kathyFTW | 0

#95551 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:41

That's actually pretty awesome.

By lewalrus | 4

#95558 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:44

Hahahaha, I want that janitor in my school. NOW.
He's awesome.

By mf_fml | 0

#95559 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:45

un-fyl.
i'd have to agree with #6, it does sound pretty awesome.

By ecilart | 0

#95560 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:45

#3 that's exactly what I thought of too!

By demons_dreaming | 0

#95565 - Thursday 9 April 2009 9:49

that's the funniest thing i read today. i cracked up laughing and my dog sat up and looked at me like i was crazy.

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