By DanteWest1000 - United States - Papillion
  Today, I was texting my girlfriend about cross dressing and I said, "It would be hard for me to conceal my weapon." She instantly replied, "Not really, it's like finding a needle in a haystack, you'll be alright." FML
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  israelnotjacob  |  20

When you decide to make such stupid comments about how you're supposedly huge you deserve it when someone tells you otherwise. She probably didn't even really mean it but was just teasing, but since you clearly have a huge ego you deserve it.


We all are capable of saying it, but most people wouldn't bust his ego like that.

P.s.. If it's a needle in a haystack, I think it's time to shave the pubes so she can find it.