FML : Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We...

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Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By intranator - / Wednesday 8 April 2009 21:43 / Jordan

Love

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By acow | 0

#94694 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:16

Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful person. Maybe you should find someone who is capable of empathy.

By potentpotable | 0

#94708 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:18

Should've called her a couple of hours later asking her to run to the store to buy you some condoms because you were about to partake in a threesome with two hot blonds.

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By seitz96 | 0

#94679 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:13

Ouch, Maybe something later?

Philosophic | 0

#933358 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 23:02

Sounds like a life-size "Snickerdoodles"... DUMPED plox?

Rawr100 | 0

#3066336 - Monday 8 August 2011 22:56

it kinda reminds me of a that 70s show episode

By toby02050 | 0

#94688 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:15

been there, hopefully next years better

By pikachu_01 | 0

#94693 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:16

Ouch... get a better girlfriend?

By acow | 0

#94694 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:16

Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful person. Maybe you should find someone who is capable of empathy.

By gr8sexpectations | 0

#94695 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:16

dump her ass

By treasa | 0

#94697 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:16

I hope you dumped that bitch.

By flyfar54 | 0

#94701 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:17

yeah, I really hope you dumped her!

By Jaxro | 6

#94703 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:17

Haha, If you had went with me and got into the bar, you be kicked out for dumb things like pushing a midget.

By Linx_fml | 0

#94707 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:18

ha, FYL indeed :P

By potentpotable | 0

#94708 - Thursday 9 April 2009 2:18

Should've called her a couple of hours later asking her to run to the store to buy you some condoms because you were about to partake in a threesome with two hot blonds.