By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 117 807
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acow 0

Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful person. Maybe you should find someone who is capable of empathy.

Should've called her a couple of hours later asking her to run to the store to buy you some condoms because you were about to partake in a threesome with two hot blonds.

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Ouch, Maybe something later?

Sounds like a life-size "Snickerdoodles"... DUMPED plox?

Rawr100 0

it kinda reminds me of a that 70s show episode

been there, hopefully next years better

Ouch... get a better girlfriend?

acow 0

Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful person. Maybe you should find someone who is capable of empathy.

I hope you dumped that bitch.

flyfar54 0

yeah, I really hope you dumped her!

Haha, If you had went with me and got into the bar, you be kicked out for dumb things like pushing a midget.

ha, FYL indeed :P

Should've called her a couple of hours later asking her to run to the store to buy you some condoms because you were about to partake in a threesome with two hot blonds.