By intranator - 08/04/2009 21:43 - Jordan

Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
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acow 0
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Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful person. Maybe you should find someone who is capable of empathy.

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potentpotable 0
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Should've called her a couple of hours later asking her to run to the store to buy you some condoms because you were about to partake in a threesome with two hot blonds.

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seitz96 0
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Ouch, Maybe something later?

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Philosophic 0
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Sounds like a life-size "Snickerdoodles"... DUMPED plox?

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Rawr100 0
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it kinda reminds me of a that 70s show episode

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toby02050 0
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been there, hopefully next years better

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pikachu_01 0
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Ouch... get a better girlfriend?

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acow 0
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Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful person. Maybe you should find someone who is capable of empathy.

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treasa 0
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I hope you dumped that bitch.

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flyfar54 0
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yeah, I really hope you dumped her!

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Jaxro 6
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Haha, If you had went with me and got into the bar, you be kicked out for dumb things like pushing a midget.

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Linx_fml 0
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ha, FYL indeed :P

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potentpotable 0
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Should've called her a couple of hours later asking her to run to the store to buy you some condoms because you were about to partake in a threesome with two hot blonds.

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