Today, I waited in line to get into a club with my girlfriend, the bouncer only let her in, she told me to call her if I needed anything and left me. We were supposed to celebrate my birthday. FML
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acow
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Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful person. Maybe you should find someone who is capable of empathy.
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potentpotable
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Should've called her a couple of hours later asking her to run to the store to buy you some condoms because you were about to partake in a threesome with two hot blonds.
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seitz96
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Ouch, Maybe something later?
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Philosophic
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Sounds like a life-size "Snickerdoodles"... DUMPED plox?
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Rawr100
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it kinda reminds me of a that 70s show episode
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toby02050
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been there, hopefully next years better
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pikachu_01
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Ouch... get a better girlfriend?
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acow
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Wow, your girlfriend sounds like a wonderful person. Maybe you should find someone who is capable of empathy.
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gr8sexpectations
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dump her ass
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treasa
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I hope you dumped that bitch.
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flyfar54
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yeah, I really hope you dumped her!
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Jaxro
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Haha, If you had went with me and got into the bar, you be kicked out for dumb things like pushing a midget.
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Linx_fml
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ha, FYL indeed :P
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potentpotable
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Should've called her a couple of hours later asking her to run to the store to buy you some condoms because you were about to partake in a threesome with two hot blonds.