By redmethod87 - United States
Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML
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By  screwloose  |  0

If she calls, marry her. Any woman willing to wipe your dog's poo off her feet and still be interested is willing to put up with any shit you could possibly throw at her.

By  Savvy89  |  0

She took out her phone Simply because she wanted to hang out with your puppy and not you, you should have known this when you took your puppy to meet girls.

points to the puppy for cockblockin

future calls from her will be to hang out with sparky