By redmethod87 - 08/04/2009 16:08 - United States

Today, I took my dog to the puppy park to meet girls. I met one very attractive girl, she loved my puppy, and she asked for my number. As she took out her phone, my dog defecated on her feet. She was wearing sandals. FML
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"...and that's how I met your mother."

F your life??? F her life!! Bet she'd change places with you in a heart beat


F your life??? F her life!! Bet she'd change places with you in a heart beat

doritoninja 4

cockblocked by a puppy! rofl!

shaubygal 11


i'm guessing she didn't call?

"...and that's how I met your mother."

thats just his jealousy don't mess with his territory

If she calls, marry her. Any woman willing to wipe your dog's poo off her feet and still be interested is willing to put up with any shit you could possibly throw at her.

letschat6 5

literally :D

Yea I doubt she is going to call you any time soon. FHL not FYL.

Uh oh. Keep an eye on the dog the next time.

Savvy89 0

She took out her phone Simply because she wanted to hang out with your puppy and not you, you should have known this when you took your puppy to meet girls. points to the puppy for cockblockin future calls from her will be to hang out with sparky FYL

You should have defecated on her feet right after. This way, she would have forgotten about your dog and would have been mad at you instead.

That's just as stupid ad your name.

piderman13 0

That's embarrassing! haha F*bothyour*Ls