FML : Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that...

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Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 8 April 2009 10:26 / United States

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By Xarin | 0

#93529 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:18

Y'know, I'm Christian, and I love Jesus, and all that... But I just can't stand people like that...ugh

By perfectwinds | 0

#93513 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:15

Haha I love hyper religious customers. When one found out I was pregnant she literally reached across the desk, grabbed my head, and said "GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR BABY!" really loud. I couldn't stop laughing after she left.

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By AGr8pretending | 0

#93506 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:14

sounds reasonable enough, I guess

By mattjones16 | 0

#93511 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:14

Obama FTL

By Ngood7 | 0

#93512 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:15

Gotta love customer service jobs, and the interesting/irritating/fucking weird people you encounter.

By perfectwinds | 0

#93513 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:15

Haha I love hyper religious customers. When one found out I was pregnant she literally reached across the desk, grabbed my head, and said "GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR BABY!" really loud. I couldn't stop laughing after she left.

By prbro | 0

#93524 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:18

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By Xarin | 0

#93529 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:18

Y'know, I'm Christian, and I love Jesus, and all that... But I just can't stand people like that...ugh

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NickACD | 27

#6487564 - Friday 18 December 2015 12:14

Didn't mean to downvote, but some guy I'm arguing with is quoting bible verses. Fucking annoying

By Fa7_fml | 0

#93538 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:19

I can't STAND people like that! They need to have their mouths stapled or something. I'm carrying a stapler from now on.

By Clandestine_x | 0

#93540 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:20

Oh, wow. I'm so, so sorry. I would have lost it on her after about a minute.

By smokeyou | 0

#93541 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:20

That crazy Jesus, always being signaled to return by mundane things like your sneezes.

By luckyyyme | 0

#93544 - Wednesday 8 April 2009 08:21

Where the hell do you work?! You should have played along to see what else would come out of her mouth.

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