Work: Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious... - FML

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 10:26 - United States

Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML

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Xarin 0

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Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:18

Y'know, I'm Christian, and I love Jesus, and all that... But I just can't stand people like that...ugh

perfectwinds 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:15

Haha I love hyper religious customers. When one found out I was pregnant she literally reached across the desk, grabbed my head, and said "GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR BABY!" really loud. I couldn't stop laughing after she left.

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AGr8pretending 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:14

sounds reasonable enough, I guess

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Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:14

Obama FTL

Ngood7 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:15

Gotta love customer service jobs, and the interesting/irritating/fucking weird people you encounter.

perfectwinds 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:15

Haha I love hyper religious customers. When one found out I was pregnant she literally reached across the desk, grabbed my head, and said "GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR BABY!" really loud. I couldn't stop laughing after she left.

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Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:18

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Xarin 0

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Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:18

Y'know, I'm Christian, and I love Jesus, and all that... But I just can't stand people like that...ugh

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Friday 18 December 2015 0:14

Didn't mean to downvote, but some guy I'm arguing with is quoting bible verses. Fucking annoying

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Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:19

I can't STAND people like that! They need to have their mouths stapled or something. I'm carrying a stapler from now on.

Clandestine_x 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:20

Oh, wow. I'm so, so sorry. I would have lost it on her after about a minute.

smokeyou 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:20

That crazy Jesus, always being signaled to return by mundane things like your sneezes.

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Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:21

Where the hell do you work?! You should have played along to see what else would come out of her mouth.

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