Today, I made the mistake of sneezing in front of a hyper religious customer, who for ten minutes blamed the incident of shifting weather patterns that signaled the return of Jesus, who was as she explained, upset about the abortion rates in America and President Obama. FML
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AGr8pretending
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sounds reasonable enough, I guess
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mattjones16
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Obama FTL
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Ngood7
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Gotta love customer service jobs, and the interesting/irritating/fucking weird people you encounter.
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perfectwinds
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Haha I love hyper religious customers. When one found out I was pregnant she literally reached across the desk, grabbed my head, and said "GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR BABY!" really loud. I couldn't stop laughing after she left.
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prbro
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Xarin
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Y'know, I'm Christian, and I love Jesus, and all that...
But I just can't stand people like that...ugh
But I just can't stand people like that...ugh
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NickACD
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Didn't mean to downvote, but some guy I'm arguing with is quoting bible verses. Fucking annoying
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Fa7_fml
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I can't STAND people like that! They need to have their mouths stapled or something. I'm carrying a stapler from now on.
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Clandestine_x
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Oh, wow.
I'm so, so sorry.
I would have lost it on her after about a minute.
I'm so, so sorry.
I would have lost it on her after about a minute.
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smokeyou
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That crazy Jesus, always being signaled to return by mundane things like your sneezes.
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luckyyyme
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Where the hell do you work?! You should have played along to see what else would come out of her mouth.
But I just can't stand people like that...ugh