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Wednesday 8 May 2013

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Today, I decided I would try this feature on my banking app which lets me deposit checks by sending a picture of it. The instructions say to rip the check after depositing. The deposit didn't work and now I've got a ripped up paycheck. FML

#20650425
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25055) - you deserved it (50406)

On 05/08/2013 at 6:21pm - money - by Checkless chick - United States

Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24235) - you deserved it (48587)

On 05/06/2013 at 8:45pm - misc - by clumsy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends' night out. FML

#20659041
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18880) - you deserved it (69028)

On 05/12/2013 at 5:09pm - love - by forever alone - United Kingdom



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