Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many...

By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

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By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

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By Ohhh the pain - 28/04/2019 04:00

Today, after a night of vomiting and diarrhoea, my family forced me to our beach house for the night. I packed my bag and my mum said she put my bag in the car. We get there where we realise she forgot to put my bag in the car. Not a big deal I thought. 5 minutes later I shit and vomited myself. FML

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By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By mummer11 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my mum staggered home, piss drunk. When I tried to walk her to her room, she shoved me away and cursed at me for being a "goody two-shoes". She then slurred, "I fucked your mum", and informed me that my mum is a skank. That's good to know, mum. FML

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By DrunkenMum - 20/07/2019 12:00

Today, I’m on holiday with my mum. She got so pissed, she fell over on the dance floor at the children’s disco, then had to rely on a stranger to keep her upright so I could go get the car to take her home. FML

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By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2010 13:44 - United States

Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML

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repyourcliche 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:10

i hope Chunks is not your father's nickname.

ladysandy_fml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:15

your name mothapuka make me laugh so hard hahaha

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repyourcliche 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:10

i hope Chunks is not your father's nickname.

repyourcliche 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 22:18

sarcasm detector goes 'WOOOOOOOOOOOOO'... coulda been worse though. i could've done the whole 'OHMYGODZ FIRST!!!!11111!111 LMFAO'

WhoIsThe 7

Tuesday 25 October 2011 23:46

Daughter of a bitch... (you know like son of a bitch? You get it? Nah you don't get it...)

ladysandy_fml 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:15

your name mothapuka make me laugh so hard hahaha

infantry831 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:18

you suck I hate you

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:24

can't you leave her somewhere and go and look round on your own until she feels better?

perdix 29

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:26

It would be funny if you got busted for shoplifting. I'd love to see the security guy's face when he inspects your mom's bag.

bugmenotmofo 34

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:58

Dubai? Automatic FYL.

snafu57 1

Saturday 26 December 2009 17:07

I love your comment #1

Pineapples00 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 17:11

LOL, if you're from Dubai I kinda doubt it :P

piqqu 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 19:02

why? o_O alcohol isn't entirely banned in dubai. they serve it at hotels (and the duty-free) and you can purchase it from there. and as long as it's in a private place, you can knock yourself out.