Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend for an hour listening to him talk about his new truck and his final exams. I literally did not say a single word. Just as I said, "Hey baby, guess what happened to me today?", he says, "Can I go to sleep? I'm too tired to guess. Night." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, my man complained about having to listen to my "emotional problems for hours." Yeah, we did talk for two hours, 90% of which was him asking for my advice on which new mattress to buy for his bed. FML
Today, I finally got up the courage to talk to my four-year boyfriend about how insecure I've been feeling in our relationship recently, and how I needed his support while I try to get my self-esteem back on-track. He fell asleep mid-conversation. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
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AllOrNever 0
I agree; don't dump him unless this becomes a consistent thing that he keeps doing, which you can no longer stand. And even if you can stand it, you shouldn't be forcing yourself to stay with this guy. For this particular case, though, it seems that he was in a talkative mood and had a lot to get off his chest. I ramble on at times to different people at different times.
karagarren 8
bad advice. unless this is a usual thing don't dump him. sometimes guys need the spotlight too.
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ICM 0
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Serves you right
Tikal_fml 0
Another case of "nice guys finish last".
ninjacapo 2
sad but tru.
The_9th_Doctor 18
he's not a nice guy, he's an ass
mattlikesfunions 22
What he meant by that was a nice guy wouldn't say that, and she isn't dating a nice guy.
JazzHandsFML 28
I think he's talking about her not him even though it says guys
smil3es 0
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Two words, dump him!
22cute 17
Agreed. This is not so much an FML as a YBS (your boyfriend sucks) There are much nicer more interesting guys out there. Just find one.
karagarren 8
bad advice. unless this is a usual thing don't dump him. sometimes guys need the spotlight too.
rcbarnes 24
This alone isn't dump-worthy, but it certainly contributes thereto...
ninja_darkstar 6
How would you know? You are a girl
un_known_fml 0
lol why do you even bother ? dump the scumbag
backstagepromo 0
sounds like a stupid redneck dump the dumbass
gatorsfan100 1
You ******* prick why the hell does e have 2 be a redneck? Were actualy nice unlike Yankees
capslockisgood 19
You're being just as much of a prick as he by hating on Yankees.
vaa5 3
Don't dump him. That's stupid. But I totally know what you mean.. that has happened to me once or twice.
AllOrNever 0
I agree; don't dump him unless this becomes a consistent thing that he keeps doing, which you can no longer stand. And even if you can stand it, you shouldn't be forcing yourself to stay with this guy. For this particular case, though, it seems that he was in a talkative mood and had a lot to get off his chest. I ramble on at times to different people at different times.
earwig12 1
Uh, #3, an hour on the phone is not insane. I spend 3-4 hours a day on the phone with my girlfriend. Also, what other people said. Sometimes people ramble like that. Unless this becomes a common occurrence, just deal with it. I'm sure you do similar things sometimes.
Tomfish3000 0
Ugh, that's nasty. If it becomes a representative of his attitudes towards you in general, dump him. If he really thinks that's the way to behave, he isn't really worth it. But if this is the only time and he's usually caring, let it go :D
Personmans 0
So what happened to you that you were gonna tell him?