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February 2014

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Today, I was at work at the airport. I got called up to a plane's cargo hold, and thought I'd finally learn how to use the loader. Turns out they just needed me to weigh something down, effectively making me ballast. Then my boss told me to get the hell off, after which I hit my head hard climbing out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34121) - you deserved it (4036)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I've been without hot water for three days thanks to a frozen water line. I finally managed to thaw the frozen area, only to have the chunk of ice dislodge, slam into a bend in the pipe, and burst the line. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39207) - you deserved it (5775)

On 01/31/2014 at 7:40pm - misc - by IceQueen - United States (Mississippi)



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