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May 2013

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Today, I walkd in on ma usband making out wit is accountant, te same woman wo comfortd me wen e ceatd on me te year before. FML

#20675748
179 comments

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On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY, MY WATAR BROKA WHILA MY BOYFRIAND WAS BRAAKING UP WITH MA. FML

#20649270
159 comments

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On 05/08/2013 at 1:41am - health - by Carrie - United States (California)

Today... I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled. The nurse just finished taking my info when the doctor cummed in an started drilling. Through my chorus of screams he realized he'd forgotten to numb me. His only response was... "Guess I forgot to numb ya... huh?" while giggling. FML

#20662624
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On 05/14/2013 at 8:03am - health - by toothache - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, my extremely religious father visitd fir a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: to set him off on one of his easily-provokd rants. She nonetheless decidd to take a photo in the middle of prayer, cuz she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML

#20683669
174 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

TODAY, I AWOKE FROM A DREAM THAT I'D FOUND AN ARCO GAS STATION THAT HAD REGULAR GAS 4 $3.38. I ACTUALLY WENT LOOKING 4 IT. FML

#20679582
178 comments

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On 05/22/2013 at 10:51am - money - by maarkblack (man) - United States

Today a friend was put on suicide watch when her parents wouldn't pay $500 for a premium senior picture package. FML

Today..!! I was questiond by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car!! That 12-year-old is my daughter..!! who refusd to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular!! FML

#20653026
167 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm - kids - by brokedad - United States

2day I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I startd rapping!! I realizd the room was emptyhen, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joind in!! FML

#20677562
147 comments

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On 05/21/2013 at 11:01am - misc - by crappingrapping - United States

Today, I was beratd by a parmacist,o said tat kids tese days are on so many unnecessary medication for "fake diseases". I was just trying to pick up te medication I've been prescribd to control my epilepsy. FML

Today , My Bathroom Floodd . I Frantically Cleand My Apartment As Fast As I Could Before The Plumber Arrivd . Everything Was Finally Clean When I Let Him In . It Wasn't Until After He Finishd That I Noticd I'd Left My Anal Beads In The Shower . There's No Way He Didn't Notice . Mega FML

#20634924
145 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

I walkd in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

#20637584
157 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I woke up to mah 5-year-old son covering mah nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you ned to die now." FML

#20695159
165 comments

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On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS IN A BATHROOM STALL AND I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPD MAH NEW TAMPON ON THE GROUND. JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO REACH FOR IT, I HEARD A VOICE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STALL SAY, "OH GREAT, I NEEDD THAT" AND THEN A HAND REACHD UNDER MAH STALL AND GRABBD IT. IT WAS MAH LAST ONE. FML

#20647074
159 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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