By Anonymous - 19/4/2021 14:00 Alone time Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the end, my cat jumped up on the bed, saw the movement under the blanket and immediately pounced on my downstairs, puncturing certain delicate areas with his claws. FML I agree, your life sucks 437 You deserved it 99 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Passive ass aggressor - 8/4/2021 02:00 Cranky Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 303 You deserved it 3747 24 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Imnotfromhere - 31/3/2021 16:59 Hot pixels Today, after months of having my standards lowered by how unattractive guys' dating profiles are, I found myself masturbating to the yellow guy from Sin City. Yep. He's hot compared to my real options. FML I agree, your life sucks 497 You deserved it 483 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Helen - 22/3/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom Banned Today, while showing my mum how to make a TikTok, she not only found the masturbation video I made to send to my husband while he’s away for work, she accidentally managed to post it to TikTok. FML I agree, your life sucks 611 You deserved it 1230 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized part of the root of my gender dysphoria is male privilege and me craving any power and to quit being talked over and quit being invisible.... I agree, your life sucks 6 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today my boyfriend told me he just changed his bed sheets for the first time this year. It’s April. FML I agree, your life sucks 15 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, my 5 year-old daughter and I had the displeasure of walking in on my husband going down on another woman. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that... I agree, your life sucks 328 You deserved it 11 1 Comments
Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the... I agree, your life sucks 437 You deserved it 99 2 Comments