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By Anonymous - 19/4/2021 14:00

Alone time

  Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the end, my cat jumped up on the bed, saw the movement under the blanket and immediately pounced on my downstairs, puncturing certain delicate areas with his claws. FML
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By Passive ass aggressor - 8/4/2021 02:00

Cranky

  Today, my boyfriend hasn’t asked for sex in a while, like months, and when I asked him about it he admitted that every day I shout at him, snap at him or act bitchy about anything not his fault, he has a wank and goes to sleep rather than bother asking me for sex. FML
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By Imnotfromhere - 31/3/2021 16:59

Hot pixels

  Today, after months of having my standards lowered by how unattractive guys' dating profiles are, I found myself masturbating to the yellow guy from Sin City. Yep. He's hot compared to my real options. FML
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By Helen - 22/3/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Banned

  Today, while showing my mum how to make a TikTok, she not only found the masturbation video I made to send to my husband while he’s away for work, she accidentally managed to post it to TikTok. FML
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Today, I realized part of the root of my gender dysphoria is male privilege and me craving any power and to quit being talked over and quit being invisible....
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Today my boyfriend told me he just changed his bed sheets for the first time this year. It’s April. FML
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  Today, my 5 year-old daughter and I had the displeasure of walking in on my husband going down on another woman. I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that...
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  Today, I had some unexpected alone time for the first time in months and decided to *ahem* play with an adult toy. As things were getting close to the...
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