By clairebear99 - 8/6/2021 08:01 Mask confusion Today, my coworker screamed at me for once again calling her by a different coworker's name. They have the same hair, skin color, and body type, so I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to tell them apart. FML I agree, your life sucks 313 You deserved it 1274 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/6/2021 00:01 Unionize Today, my coworker has once again called in and asked me to cover her shift. She does this for every single one of her shifts, and my boss told me that if I don’t cover it, I’ll be fired. I used to have a life, but not anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 1077 You deserved it 112 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/4/2021 05:00 Stay safe, everyone Today, I found out that one of my workmates had passed away due to Covid-19. He was among five other workmates who were calling me a "pussy" for going back and forth to work in car, instead of public transport. These five guys were eventually infected by someone in the public transport. FML I agree, your life sucks 874 You deserved it 121 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By maya - 29/3/2021 20:01 Worst workplace ever Today, while I was wearing a blue coat, a coworker asked me what color my coat was. Confused, I said, “...blue?” He and my other coworkers burst out screaming with laughter. Turns out he didn’t say ‘coat’ but ‘poop’. I work with a bunch of five year-olds. FML I agree, your life sucks 757 You deserved it 72 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MartinGitGud - 13/3/2021 08:01 Real friends Today, I was saying goodbye to all my close friends before I move out of state. I'd made plans with one friend in particular to meet up before I move away; he didn't bother to respond to my message or calls. Guess I confused a coworker for a friend, huh? FML I agree, your life sucks 828 You deserved it 124 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/3/2021 02:01 Time to bail Today, I spent several hours consoling my crying girlfriend. Why was she crying? She had been told to stop 'leading on' a guy at work who has a crush on her. Worse yet, she has a crush on him, thus the crying. Worse still, this isn't the first time. FML I agree, your life sucks 926 You deserved it 557 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By leanne - 16/12/2020 17:58 - United States - Denver Seasons greetings to you too Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML I agree, your life sucks 807 You deserved it 68 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/12/2020 01:57 I mean… Today, I finally noticed that my new coworker, with whom I have to share an office, starts every sentence with, "I mean…", then a pause, then says whatever he has to say. I can't un-notice it now, and it's like hearing nails on a chalkboard. FML I agree, your life sucks 835 You deserved it 86 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Raw Shovel to the head Today, I shoveled snow at work. I had to because my co-workers refused to "get sick." I told my co-workers if anyone needs me, just tell them I'm shoveling snow. Our boss asked for me and they said that I left without punching. This also happened when I went out to water the flowers in the summer. FML I agree, your life sucks 3174 You deserved it 347 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Bromley Testing times Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML I agree, your life sucks 27067 You deserved it 2750 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, we are once again in full COVID lockdown. I live in a tiny apartment, I'm pregnant and the only thing that helps me sleep is walking for an hour... I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, I decided not to show up at school to teach my English classes for no reason so I called and came up with an excuse. At 6:58 am, the light went... I agree, your life sucks 0 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, I had a conversation with a girl on Tinder, for the third time this month. Just like the other two girls, she turned out to be a prostitute. Only... I agree, your life sucks 114 You deserved it 19 1 Comments
Today, it was the third time a guy high-fived me after sex. The other two guys gave me a fist bump. Is this a universal thing, or am I just one of the... I agree, your life sucks 225 You deserved it 60 1 Comments