By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 14:01 Slow moving accident Today, I got into an accident, driving pretty slowly on a left turn signal trying to avoid a curb, sticking it out for too long, breaking a car's sideview mirror and causing scratches. The police was called. I have to appear in court for a misdemeanour for my first offence ever. Good bye student visa. FML I agree, your life sucks 403 You deserved it 251 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/1/2021 02:01 We need details! Today, was an absolute mess. It began with getting a towel caught on my nose ring and ended with my car catching on fire. FML I agree, your life sucks 730 You deserved it 149 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/1/2021 17:01 Scammed Today my husband went to buy a car from some guy from Facebook. He ended up giving the guy $1000 upfront before receiving the title or bill of sale. So now, we have a car we can't use, we're completely broke now and the guy is ghosting us. FML I agree, your life sucks 371 You deserved it 701 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 05:01 Baby you can drive my car Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas on it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 756 You deserved it 80 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 23/12/2020 06:57 - United Kingdom - Boston Stuck Today, I found out that the badly-parked car without MOT, that I chose not to report, has been moved and now blocking my car in. I need to get to the shops and have no idea who the driver is. FML I agree, your life sucks 640 You deserved it 128 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Saraaah - 19/12/2020 02:01 You never know Today, I'm on a long car trip with a friend who makes fun of my pee breaks every 45 minutes. "Well, are you incontinent? You should wear diapers, otherwise we'll never reach our destination!" What she doesn't know : I have bladder issues, and even if I try not to use them, I do wear diapers. FML I agree, your life sucks 1161 You deserved it 93 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia Murderer! Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML I agree, your life sucks 1306 You deserved it 375 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NNTA - Netherlands - Maastricht WTF, dude? Today, as I was driving back home from my grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witness him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know why I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML I agree, your life sucks 44193 You deserved it 4498 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By iscreamforicecream - United States Just a prank, bro Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML I agree, your life sucks 43343 You deserved it 5725 116 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Sketchy Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendent. He had my car towed. FML I agree, your life sucks 14666 You deserved it 70629 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I arranged for the President to give a speech in Alamo, Texas. His advance crew instead notified The Alamo in San Antonio, Texas to set up the event.... I agree, your life sucks 41 You deserved it 21 1 Comments
Today, I heard my mom and my 11 years old sister talking about how being gay or bi is funny and everybody should be straight.I'm bi(14 years old) and... I agree, your life sucks 81 You deserved it 12 0 Comments
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much... I agree, your life sucks 409 You deserved it 94 6 Comments
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 846 You deserved it 41 7 Comments