By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 14:01 Slow moving accident Today, I got into an accident, driving pretty slowly on a left turn signal trying to avoid a curb, sticking it out for too long, breaking a car's sideview mirror and causing scratches. The police was called. I have to appear in court for a misdemeanour for my first offence ever. Good bye student visa. FML I agree, your life sucks 515 You deserved it 331 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/1/2021 23:00 - United States Stuck Today, while on my way to deliver aluminum to a customer on top of a really steep hill, there wasn't enough room to do a U-turn without clipping a vehicle. I had to go through some mud, so now the company semi is bumper-deep in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 629 You deserved it 136 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 12/1/2021 17:01 Scammed Today my husband went to buy a car from some guy from Facebook. He ended up giving the guy $1000 upfront before receiving the title or bill of sale. So now, we have a car we can't use, we're completely broke now and the guy is ghosting us. FML I agree, your life sucks 393 You deserved it 728 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Muddyidiot - 6/1/2021 05:01 Good deeds Today, after I was done testing a group of people for Covid, the universe decided that no, the deed was not good enough. On the way to the bus stop, I slipped and had to ride home covered in mud. FML I agree, your life sucks 666 You deserved it 91 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/1/2021 01:58 Wait for me! Today, the parking shuttle for work pulled away right as I was walking up to it. I was late to work. For the second day in a row. FML I agree, your life sucks 378 You deserved it 577 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 05:01 Baby you can drive my car Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas on it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 761 You deserved it 80 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By J.O.S - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada The more things change… Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the '90s. FML I agree, your life sucks 36033 You deserved it 9491 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By laststand11 - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff It's all in the timing Today, my mom used, "Happy Thanksgiving break" and, "We sold your car" in the same sentence. FML I agree, your life sucks 30942 You deserved it 2465 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By teebs - United States - San Leandro Long wait Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. 40 minutes later the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML I agree, your life sucks 2425 You deserved it 162 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Beautiful car Today, I sold my wife's old car because I bought her a newer and nicer one. On the way back home from the sale, the transmission went out in her new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 2064 You deserved it 255 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Tucson Today, I missed out on the chance of buying a great used car because my loan wasn't approved. Why wasn't it approved? Because the vehicle has +100k miles on it. I wish they would've told me that when I applied for the loan. FML I agree, your life sucks 1303 You deserved it 309 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Moon-chan - Netherlands Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML I agree, your life sucks 1448 You deserved it 321 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LowOnGas Today, I drove my toddler to a schoolmate’s birthday party at a chuck-e-Cheese an hour drive away, only to find out the party is tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 1569 You deserved it 1007 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TOOshort Today, several of my apartment complex neighbors walked right by me as I struggled to clean the inches thick, icy snow off of my SUV. I’m 4’11. Not one person offered to assist me, even after I slipped and fell several times. FML I agree, your life sucks 1490 You deserved it 2146 40 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Crys - Canada - Kingston Today, I decided to finish up some Christmas shopping. Instead, I ended up having to buy a present for myself - a new alternator after my car died and left me stranded. FML I agree, your life sucks 2227 Phew, glad it wasn't me 221 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Today, has been a very long day, so I shall simply say there is a car in my bedroom. Yes a car. It's entirely my husband's fault, we have no idea how we're supposed to remove it, and there's oil all down my favourite pyjamas. FML I agree, your life sucks 2522 Phew, glad it wasn't me 303 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I bought a car off my aunt, then I got 7 speeding tickets. Apparently my aunt forgot to tell me the speedometer is faulty, so while I thought I was doing a safe 28 or 29 mph in the 30 zone on my way to work, I was probably doing closer to 35 or 36. FML I agree, your life sucks 2481 That could've happened to me 391 21 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "jjuuuuuuulless" Today, my car's parking gear and parking brake failed. I watched as it rolled down a big hill into someone's 2017, $30,000 camper. FML I agree, your life sucks 2187 Phew, glad it wasn't me 286 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, in addition to having to deal with chronic pain that keeps me from driving for more than 10 minutes, I now have to deal with my brother who thinks I'm not paying him enough for taking me to school 2 days a week, when he does the journeys for himself anyway. FML I agree, your life sucks 2425 You deserved it 167 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FartyCar Today, I found a bag of frozen broccoli in my car boot from when I went shopping 3 days ago. My whole car smells like farts now. FML I agree, your life sucks 2011 You deserved it 975 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Phil - United States - Plain City Today, I was driving slightly off road for work to clean a well. I didn't want to get my boots muddy by walking the last 20 ft through mud, so I tried to drive through. I spent the next four hours on hands and knees digging my way out. FML I agree, your life sucks 1040 You deserved it 3017 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I got into an accident and my bike broke. My insurance expired 5 days ago and the accident wasn't even my fault. The lady was on the phone and on the wrong side of the road. She's threatening to sue me even though her car is in better condition. There are no witnesses and no cameras either. FML I agree, your life sucks 2898 You deserved it 609 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Sleepless in Juneau - United States - Fairbanks Today, my housemate's cat began meowing at 2:15am. After about 10 minutes of continuous caterwauling, it finally shut up. Almost immediately afterwards, a car with thumping bass music pulled up to idle in the street right outside my window. FML I agree, your life sucks 2537 You deserved it 204 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Seattle Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel 2 hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML I agree, your life sucks 3556 You deserved it 182 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pissy pants Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML I agree, your life sucks 3083 You deserved it 177 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Graverobber Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML I agree, your life sucks 2916 You deserved it 263 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By risingtide Today, I reached my exam center late after taking wrong metro twice, only to find that I forgot my calculator at home. FML I agree, your life sucks 2299 You deserved it 1129 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By acmariner99 - United States - Indianapolis Today, while enjoying a lovely 80 degree day, I returned from a 2-hour bike ride to find my truck window smashed. The only thing taken was my change of clothes. My insurance company says it'll cost $1000 to replace the window. I feel like I got robbed twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 3228 You deserved it 207 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share acmariner99 tells us more : OP here. Yeah, 1k is what the insurance company told me. I knew it was a ripoff and found a local repair shop to fix the window for ... much less than that. I am not sure what the thieves saw in a bag of grubby shorts and a t-shirt, but that’s what they took. And why the f am listed as being in Indianapolis, I live nowhere near there. LOL.
By haley Today, while in a parking lot, I accidentally cut someone off out of pure nervousness as I'm a new driver. I got out of my car to apologize, and they responded by beating me and my car to a pulp with a baseball bat. FML I agree, your life sucks 3418 You deserved it 428 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By just socially awkward Today, despite the carriage being entirely empty, a large man chose to sit right beside me on the train. After making me uncomfortable with personal questions, he asked if we could be friends and hang out, both of which I shyly declined. He then accused me of being a racist. FML I agree, your life sucks 2984 You deserved it 190 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today I kicked our cat. And realized, the thing about cats is: They have no concept of the fact that humans cannot see them in the dark. FML I agree, your life sucks 7 You deserved it 14 0 Comments
Today my therapist tells me to keep a list of things I am thankful for. The only thing I can come up with, that I am genuinely thankful for, is the fact... I agree, your life sucks 36 You deserved it 6 1 Comments
Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 You deserved it 1 0 Comments
Today, we're in the middle of a contagious deadly pandemic, and despite not having physical/sexual contact with anyone in over a year, I managed to contract... I agree, your life sucks 346 You deserved it 29 2 Comments