FML : Transportation, Your everyday life stories

By Jodie Zawadzka - / Friday 20 October 2017 06:00 /

Today, I found out that I get incredibly, disgustingly ill if I eat anything before or during a flight. I discovered this 4 hours into a 23-hour flight to Greece. Only 19 hours of nausea to go. FML

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By killmepls - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 14:00 / Australia - Saint Lucia

Well Well Well

Today, I tried to surprise my mom and wash her car while she was away. Today, I also found out how gross our well water is. The car looks worse than before. FML

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By no good deed... etc - / Monday 16 October 2017 04:30 /

Today, I was passing a kidney stone. I had to go to the ER but had no one to take me, so I drove myself. They made me wait 3 hours because it was suspicious that someone in "so much pain" could drive. It was the largest stone that doctor had seen in his career. FML

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By AndI'veHadChildren - / Tuesday 10 October 2017 17:15 / United States

Today, at 5:30 on a Sunday, I noticed my tire had a bubble in it. I found a tire shop 15 minutes away that would be closing at 6pm and made it there in time, but the shop had closed early. I left to try and make it to the next one and had a blow out. FML

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By Justcan'twin - / Monday 9 October 2017 16:45 /

World

Guam

Please don't.

Today, I went to get a new pair of glasses made because I broke mine last night. I won't be able to get an eye exam until Thursday. It's Sunday. Looks like I'm driving blind for the rest of the week. FML

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By "Marylou Javelosa" - / Monday 9 October 2017 05:45 / Guam - Barrigada

Pokémon No

Today, I was on a date with a guy from a dating app. I thought it was bad enough having to drive (he was planning to drink) and pay for dinner, but then he asked me to make a stop so he could catch a Pokémon because he didn't have that one with a hat. FML

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By Gotta Catch Them All - / Sunday 8 October 2017 07:00 / Canada

Today, while pulling out of my work parking lot, I had a piping hot coffee tossed at me through my passenger window. I don't know if I was more amazed by this guy's exquisite aim or the fact that his coffee was so sweet I tasted the diabetes. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 October 2017 01:30 /

Move, bitch! Get out the way!

Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML

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By FlatFoot - / Thursday 5 October 2017 07:00 / United States - New York

Trapped!

Today, I broke down in the sketchiest part of town while I was on my way to donate plasma in order to have money to fix my car. I just accepted a high-paying job 100 miles away but I won’t have money to fix my car until I start working. FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 3 October 2017 07:00 / United States - Canton

Today, I finished a repair on my trailer. About twenty miles down the road, one of the joints gave out and the whole thing broke on the freeway, scattering lumber and splinters everywhere. The traffic cop called me the worst carpenter in the whole state. FML

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By mustanggt - / Monday 2 October 2017 10:00 / United States - Utica

Today, I paid £200 for a car service to make sure everything was running okay. I got the all clear that everything was perfect and all necessary fluids topped up. I then wrote the car off 20 minutes later in an accident. FML

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By Kelleee - / Saturday 30 September 2017 20:00 /

Today, as a flight attendant, I had to deal with a passenger staring at a stewardess constantly and masturbating. His wife was sitting next to him and didn't mind. FML

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By Flyier - / Saturday 30 September 2017 04:30 /

Today, I failed my road test. The DMV worker said I looked in my rear view camera while parallel parking. I don't have a rear view camera. Only two more months until the next test. FML

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By "katmstein" - / Friday 29 September 2017 23:15 /

Bad Day for a Good Boy

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By Dakota - / Thursday 28 September 2017 04:30 /

Today, the transmission on my brand new car went out. I bought it last month when the transmission on my old car went out. FML

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By CARAPPY LUCK - / Wednesday 27 September 2017 16:04 /

Today, I got off late from my bartending job, which is close to my house, but my boyfriend begged me to come to his place half an hour away. I decided the sex would be worth the drive. He was sound asleep. FML

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By Reebee - / Wednesday 27 September 2017 01:30 /

Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML

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By Char - / Sunday 24 September 2017 19:00 / United Kingdom - Gravesend

Today, I received an email from my insurance company about a claim that happened over a month ago when I hit someone from behind. I was very apologetic and stated it was my fault, and now they're trying to claim replacement vehicle costs. I was going under 10mph and their car only had a scratch. FML

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By annoyed - / Sunday 24 September 2017 01:30 /

Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML

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By OneGirlsLife - / Friday 22 September 2017 16:00 /

Today, I started my new job as a UPS delivery guy. I successfully delivered only 3 out of the 25 packages: One to my ex and his new boyfriend, one to an elderly lady who pissed herself because I "rang the bell too loud" and one to a little girl who screamed, "Stranger danger!" FML

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patate_fml Say more :

For everyone wondering, I work in a tiny ass town in France where we don't have much delivery to make compare to others and I had the smallest car of the fleet that day I had 3 rounds of 25-30 medium packages to deliver all of them with a mandatory signature. Nobody was home even though I was in time for each and everyone of them. Only this first round was Horrible the rest of the day (and the week)...

By patate - / Thursday 21 September 2017 21:02 /