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Tuesday 1 October 2013

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Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39301) - you deserved it (3652)

On 10/01/2013 at 4:34am - misc - by novapine (woman) - United States (Kentucky)



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