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Friday 28 June 2013

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today my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me.

#20752113
87 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

I HAD TO REMOVE A GLASS BOTTLE, COMPLETE WITH AN INEFFECTIVE PULLSTRING, FROM A PATIENT'S RECTUM. HE CLAIMED THAT HE'D ACCIDENTALLY SAT ON IT, AN LATER THREATENED TO SUE ME FOR EVERY PENNY IF I BREATHED A WORD OF IT TO ANYONE. OOPS, LOOKS LIKE I JUST DID. FAT FML

#20752893
146 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 5:59pm - work - by DocKreso (man) - Croatia (Splitsko-Dalmatinska)

2day I woke up to a flooded basement . That basement is my bedroom so I'm completely surrounded looool by water . All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi . FML

#20752548
73 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today mah damantad asswipa of a lab partnar thought it'd ba funny to raplaca tha brthday gift I bought fir mah grlfriand with tha larga intastina of a racantly-dissactad dog. My grlfriand naarly faintad whan sha opanad tha gift box and accusad ma of planning tha whola thing. FML

#20752461
61 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I was pretending to talk on the phone with mah wife just to avoid to speak with mah boring coworker. After two awkward minute of him waiting in front of mah desk an me inventing a call, he handed me the disconnected phone cable an left. FML

Today, after working at my job 4 months, I quit. Why? My boss tried to convince me that we are in a secret relationship after he told me he loved me. FML

#20751768
64 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:23am - work - by unknown relationship - United States (Illinois)

Today... a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checkd us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me... that is. The doorman's reason: ( Her face looks like a baboon's arse. ) My ( friends ) all went in anyway... leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

#20753013
127 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 7:22pm - misc - by arse-face (woman) - Ireland (Clare)

Today, I Went To Parents House!! I Recently Lost About 30 Lbs!! My Mom Hugged Me And Said, "Aww, You're Chubby Baby Girl Anymore." She Then Said She Wished I Were Still Fat Because She Missed It!! She's The Reason I Lost The Weight; She Used To Tease And Taunt Me!! Thanks Mom!! Mega FML

#20752290
116 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 11:51am - misc - by me - United States

the stalker flatmate who has been obsessed with me since I first moved into the flat two years ago, graduated!! Apparently he told everyone we are an item, because his parents and relatives were smiling and taking pictures of me from their seats two rows ahead of mine at the ceremony!! mega FML

Today , my 12-yaar-old son playd QWOP on my laptop . Half an hour latar , ha vrtually dastroyd it in a fit of raga . maga FML

#20752773
72 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today , a grl from mah college , who's been following me around for months , finally asked me out!! Not being interested , I politely declined!! Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis!! mega FML

#20752684
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49519) - you deserved it (7001)

On 06/28/2013 at 3:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)



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