By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 04:06 - Canada - London

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Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML
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Zelphoric 25

He wants dirty texts? Send him a picture of mud, maybe he'll understand that. Quite dirty if I do say so myself.

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m22100 14

Maybe you should send pics, that's more clear. ;)

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m22100 14

Maybe you should send pics, that's more clear. ;)

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nightfire2258 24

That could go very bad very fast. Especially if the relationship doesn't last. Plus the NSA is watching...

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Pleonasm 35

The NSA is currently too busy posing as facebook to notice; go for it.

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smc3106 25

Just keep your face out of them and you'll be alright. Lol

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn. That was harsh! You saying she's a butter face?

rawr1308 14

He's saying if you keep your face out of the pictures and they do get posted online at least no one will know who it's a picture of.

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SuperStormCindy 8

It's a common rule of sending nudes to never include your face.

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cryssycakesx3 22

unless you have tattoos...

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Zelphoric 25

He wants dirty texts? Send him a picture of mud, maybe he'll understand that. Quite dirty if I do say so myself.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

Sometimes I send a picture of a public restroom. Now that's dirty as hell.

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Dthsapprntc 23

The worst toilet in Scotland from "Trainspotting"? Doesn't get much dirtier than that.

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cryssycakesx3 22

I loved that movie. that bathroom is definitely the dirtiest.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

Send him illustrations, that should clear things up.

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BeautifulChaos27 37

Lets hope he really knows what you mean and is just trying to get more detailed responces out of you by playing dumb.

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doglover100 28

What did he expect when he said "dirty things"?

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doglover100 28

That's what I thought.

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Amoondris 17

Sometimes being vague or implying things rather than stating them flat out is confusing. Some guys just need you to say exactly what you want when you want it and tell them exactly what you are going to do in detail.

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TallMist 32

Why is #9 thumbed down? He's right. Some things you gotta say bluntly rathher than subtlely.

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Pleonasm 35

Remember: all those euphemisms you learned to use don't make sense if you pile them all in one sentence.

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Black_Knight80 13

Don't get mad at him. He seems pretty good for you.

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lil_ham1644 29

How could you possibly get that from what she said?

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