By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 04:06 - Canada - London

Spicy
Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML
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He wants dirty texts? Send him a picture of mud, maybe he'll understand that. Quite dirty if I do say so myself.

Maybe you should send pics, that's more clear. ;)

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Maybe you should send pics, that's more clear. ;)

That could go very bad very fast. Especially if the relationship doesn't last. Plus the NSA is watching...

The NSA is currently too busy posing as facebook to notice; go for it.

Just keep your face out of them and you'll be alright. Lol

Damn. That was harsh! You saying she's a butter face?

He's saying if you keep your face out of the pictures and they do get posted online at least no one will know who it's a picture of.

It's a common rule of sending nudes to never include your face.

unless you have tattoos...

I'm not really sure how to respond to this

Shouldn't have responded at all.

I got it! Made me giggle.

You're reaching too far.

Am I the only one who got the joke ...?

apparently yes.

Nope i got the joke as well

I understood and it was funny.

He wants dirty texts? Send him a picture of mud, maybe he'll understand that. Quite dirty if I do say so myself.

Sometimes I send a picture of a public restroom. Now that's dirty as hell.

The worst toilet in Scotland from "Trainspotting"? Doesn't get much dirtier than that.

I loved that movie. that bathroom is definitely the dirtiest.

Send him illustrations, that should clear things up.

Lets hope he really knows what you mean and is just trying to get more detailed responces out of you by playing dumb.

What did he expect when he said "dirty things"?

Things that need to be cleaned

That's what I thought.

Did he say sexual or just "dirty"?

Does it really need clarification?

Apparently to him

Sometimes being vague or implying things rather than stating them flat out is confusing. Some guys just need you to say exactly what you want when you want it and tell them exactly what you are going to do in detail.

Why is #9 thumbed down? He's right. Some things you gotta say bluntly rathher than subtlely.

Remember: all those euphemisms you learned to use don't make sense if you pile them all in one sentence.

Don't get mad at him. He seems pretty good for you.

How could you possibly get that from what she said?