FML : Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?"...

Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 14 March 2014 04:06 / Canada - London

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By Zelphoric | 25

#5884505 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:00

He wants dirty texts? Send him a picture of mud, maybe he'll understand that. Quite dirty if I do say so myself.

By m22100 | 14

#5884500 - Friday 14 March 2014 11:58

Maybe you should send pics, that's more clear. ;)

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By m22100 | 14

#5884500 - Friday 14 March 2014 11:58

Maybe you should send pics, that's more clear. ;)

nightfire2258 | 24

#5884515 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:04

That could go very bad very fast. Especially if the relationship doesn't last. Plus the NSA is watching...

Pleonasm | 31

#5884518 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:06

The NSA is currently too busy posing as facebook to notice; go for it.

smc3106 | 25

#5884593 - Friday 14 March 2014 14:01

Just keep your face out of them and you'll be alright. Lol

RedPillSucks | 31

#5884604 - Friday 14 March 2014 14:22

Damn. That was harsh!
You saying she's a butter face?

rawr1308 | 14

#5884612 - Friday 14 March 2014 14:34

He's saying if you keep your face out of the pictures and they do get posted online at least no one will know who it's a picture of.

SuperStormCindy | 8

#5884799 - Friday 14 March 2014 19:20

It's a common rule of sending nudes to never include your face.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5884875 - Friday 14 March 2014 20:28

unless you have tattoos...

By brianlarkin | 7

#5884502 - Friday 14 March 2014 11:59

I'm not really sure how to respond to this

SgtAssCheeks | 21

#5884540 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:24

Shouldn't have responded at all.

amzing_a16 | 10

#5884577 - Friday 14 March 2014 13:32

Then don't...

fivetimeslonger | 24

#5884756 - Friday 14 March 2014 18:04

I got it! Made me giggle.

AlaskanG | 27

#5884879 - Friday 14 March 2014 20:41

You're reaching too far.

davincidasecond | 24

#5884930 - Friday 14 March 2014 22:22

Am I the only one who got the joke ...?

toaster123 | 11

#5884976 - Friday 14 March 2014 23:21

apparently yes.

pita1331 | 7

#5885017 - Saturday 15 March 2014 0:15

Nope i got the joke as well

TallMist | 31

#5913142 - Sunday 13 April 2014 10:05

I understood and it was funny.

By Zelphoric | 25

#5884505 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:00

He wants dirty texts? Send him a picture of mud, maybe he'll understand that. Quite dirty if I do say so myself.

SgtAssCheeks | 21

#5884543 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:28

Sometimes I send a picture of a public restroom. Now that's dirty as hell.

Dthsapprntc | 23

#5884764 - Friday 14 March 2014 18:21

The worst toilet in Scotland from "Trainspotting"? Doesn't get much dirtier than that.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5884877 - Friday 14 March 2014 20:30

I loved that movie. that bathroom is definitely the dirtiest.

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#5884506 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:00

Send him illustrations, that should clear things up.

By BeautifulChaos27 | 37

#5884507 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:01

Lets hope he really knows what you mean and is just trying to get more detailed responces out of you by playing dumb.

By doglover100 | 28

#5884508 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:01

What did he expect when he said "dirty things"?

You_Screwed_Up | 7

#5885014 - Saturday 15 March 2014 0:12

Things that need to be cleaned

doglover100 | 28

#5885056 - Saturday 15 March 2014 1:29

That's what I thought.

By alex_gen | 36

#5884509 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:01

Did he say sexual or just "dirty"?

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#5885029 - Saturday 15 March 2014 0:38

Does it really need clarification?

EdenCrystal | 21

#5885101 - Saturday 15 March 2014 1:59

Apparently to him

By Amoondris | 17

#5884512 - Friday 14 March 2014 12:02

Sometimes being vague or implying things rather than stating them flat out is confusing. Some guys just need you to say exactly what you want when you want it and tell them exactly what you are going to do in detail.