Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
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CitrusGirl
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That cat's a pussy.
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aryan_chris
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Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...
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ringothedrummer
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wow that sucks
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urdirtyolduncle
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Along with the two slices of bread, the toaster popped your pussy, too.
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Eorlas
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lol!!!
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14MEDIC14
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Shitty toaster if just gives you your bread back. I mean MY toaster pops out toast. Maybe its different where you live, I don't know. But then why even put in the "toaster" anyways? As for your cat, don't worry about him being a scaredy cat. Maybe he was actually obese and was really excited from the bread-that-came-from-the-"toaster" because he was starving. Again, I don't know. Maybe he was starving. If it was either of those two OP, then ydi but if he really was just a pussy then I agree, your life sucks.
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Bosia
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OP's cat and I share a lot in common.
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BisFitty
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196 SO EPIC WIN
OP, was your cat only expecting one piece, hence the heart attack when 2 appeared?
OP, was your cat only expecting one piece, hence the heart attack when 2 appeared?
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dre_bro11
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Gees OP, I'm glad it was two pieces and not just one. It would have not been worth it if it was only one piece. Especially, like 194 mentioned, the fact that it came out as bread.
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Olovio
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Well he was probably surprised that BREAD came out of the toaster instead of toast and reacted all HOLY FUCKING SHIT WTF!?!?!?!? *urp*
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P374RD3D
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I am a bad person for laughing
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CitrusGirl
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That cat's a pussy.
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eehizle
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heh.
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MaskedAspen
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I see what you did there.
well played.
well played.
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DarkHelmet
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LMAO nice
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facilitator
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dammit you beat me to it
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magicrock
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wow how original. -_-
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scarletchamber
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no shit #2
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Shotta
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Damn
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Byahhh
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Are you going to have a burial for the cat? I'll come make a... Toast.
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PoseidonsSon
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Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
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Snickahs
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Pop went the toaster...
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lemonlift
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awwwww that's so sad I'm sorry
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DejaRasch
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awwww ): that's sad! I'm sorry!
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fearthereaper79
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He had it coming
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stephanie911_fml
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Yeah toast!
yeah toast!
YEAH TOAST!
yeah toast!
YEAH TOAST!
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aryan_chris
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Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...
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stephanie911_fml
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Yeah toast!
Yeah toast!
YEAH TOAST!
Yeah toast!
YEAH TOAST!