Animals: Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a... - FML

By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 08:09 - France

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

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Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

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Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 07:11 - United Kingdom

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

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Top comments

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:06

That cat's a pussy.

aryan_chris 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:10

Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...

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ringothedrummer 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:05

wow that sucks

urdirtyolduncle 15

Saturday 29 January 2011 17:47

Along with the two slices of bread, the toaster popped your pussy, too.

Eorlas 31

Sunday 30 January 2011 1:24

lol!!!

14MEDIC14 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 5:31

Shitty toaster if just gives you your bread back. I mean MY toaster pops out toast. Maybe its different where you live, I don't know. But then why even put in the "toaster" anyways? As for your cat, don't worry about him being a scaredy cat. Maybe he was actually obese and was really excited from the bread-that-came-from-the-"toaster" because he was starving. Again, I don't know. Maybe he was starving. If it was either of those two OP, then ydi but if he really was just a pussy then I agree, your life sucks.

Bosia 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 6:39

OP's cat and I share a lot in common.

BisFitty 7

Sunday 30 January 2011 8:49

196 SO EPIC WIN OP, was your cat only expecting one piece, hence the heart attack when 2 appeared?

dre_bro11 12

Sunday 30 January 2011 13:58

Gees OP, I'm glad it was two pieces and not just one. It would have not been worth it if it was only one piece. Especially, like 194 mentioned, the fact that it came out as bread.

Olovio 5

Saturday 7 May 2011 7:02

Well he was probably surprised that BREAD came out of the toaster instead of toast and reacted all HOLY ******* SHIT WTF!?!?!?!? *urp*

P374RD3D 9

Saturday 12 November 2011 5:59

I am a bad person for laughing

CitrusGirl 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:06

That cat's a pussy.

eehizle 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 0:39

heh.

MaskedAspen 6

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:54

I see what you did there. well played.

DarkHelmet 10

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:00

LMAO nice

facilitator 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 21:16

dammit you beat me to it

magicrock 8

Monday 7 November 2011 13:07

wow how original. -_-

scarletchamber 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 9:14

no shit #2

Shotta 3

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:06

Damn

Byahhh 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 4:14

Are you going to have a burial for the cat? I'll come make a... Toast.

PoseidonsSon 3

Monday 23 July 2012 14:58

Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh

Snickahs 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:08

Pop went the toaster...

lemonlift 6

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:08

awwwww that's so sad I'm sorry

DejaRasch 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:08

awwww ): that's sad! I'm sorry!

fearthereaper79 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:09

He had it coming

stephanie911_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:09

Yeah toast! yeah toast! YEAH TOAST!

aryan_chris 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:10

Toasters a new weapon for murder now. What is the world coming to...

stephanie911_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 16:11

Yeah toast! Yeah toast! YEAH TOAST!

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