By tothebaneofkings - 23/04/2014 04:20 - United States
Top
tothebaneofkings app_comment_confession_title
Slippin' up
By why - 14/03/2014 23:23 - United States - San Francisco
I heard that
By Anonymous - 25/04/2011 09:20 - Ireland
First!
By karma - 28/01/2009 18:36 - Canada
By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States
Still relevant
By FMJoblessL - 04/02/2010 05:02 - United States
By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France
By single again - 06/09/2013 00:29 - United States - Chico
By MexicanMe - 14/09/2012 14:13 - United States
By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 20:51 - United States
By KilledTheMoment - 23/11/2014 06:10 - United States - Mundelein
In distress
By jdch_99 - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
I'm alright, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack
By brokeandalone - 30/07/2013 05:09 - United States
By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand
By Anonymous - 06/11/2010 11:45 - Australia
Awkward much?
By iskalion - 10/10/2015 05:39 - Canada - Grande Prairie
By younggirl101 - 05/08/2014 16:51 - Canada - Kamloops
Awkward beyond belief app_comment_confession_title
Hey guys, just a quick follow up. Turns out she had help from my dad who grew up with four brothers that had huge pranking wars. I'm going to stop it at this. No more pranking. And I agree. She should've got this on tape then I could give you guys the link and prove I did the ice bucket challenge. (Sort of) thanks!
By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 02:06 - United States - Deatsville
Nice of you
By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 04:26 - United States
By supertango500 - 11/03/2013 18:56 - United States
By Good choice cat - 24/02/2014 19:05 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 30/03/2011 16:37 - United States
Sorry
By brokeforever - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Latvia - Riga
By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 06:31 - United States
By deserved - 29/10/2009 14:27 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 07:48 - Australia
By Username - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States
By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada
This is mine now
By tessamarque - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bartlesville
By laurenmay - 06/03/2009 23:11 - United States
Keywords
Ha, this got posted really fast. I am the OP. This actually had happened a while ago. To answer some questions, my great grandma had been drinking and had been talking about how her two daughters only want money from her. And that when she died, "I'll leave one dollar in the bank and let them fight over it!" An evil cackle included. I can only guess that this brought around her age into her mind, since she's in her late 80's and probably only has 15 years left with luck, because the fml was the next words out of her mouth. Maybe to comfort herself, I honestly don't know. But it was followed by her looking at my female cousin and saying, "I can teach you how to get into the V formation." Needless to say, we were both horrified to the point of irrational laughter.