By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 180
You deserved it 9 691

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two words. metal tongs.

Arrogance_fml 0

this is a pretty corny fml


two words. metal tongs.

one letter. metal thongs 0.o

pronounciations 5


Ali_Br_fml 33

that just sounds stupid. I think I'd laugh @ you too...

PimpdaddyCJT 13

I would laugh -.-

haha no one has noticed 6's win?

samantha987 0

wow you are very unfortunate.

wow op... that really shucks

JustineBieberHat 0

wow all these fmls about pain and being laughed at arent that bad: a REAL fml is like this old one: today I found out I hated the job I spent 6 years and 15,000,000 preparing for. FML NOW THAT'S AN FML!!!!!


The op didnt say anything about using her bare hands. Quit ASSuming

I would laugh too

32, yes, yes I have. Op. You're fucking retarded. Just sayin'

hahahah 6, awesome... and OP, how do you manage to cut yourself on the counter?

Arrogance_fml 0

this is a pretty corny fml

teulito 0


guckylynn 19

38, 15 million dollars? I've been in college five years and haven't even spent close to 100,000 so 15 million is a bit of a reach.

What 55 said. $15,000,000 = fifteen million dollars

Yeah right? I guess she got the razor wire option with her counters.

I agree with the big red monkey butt. Actually, I don't really, that just seemed like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be able to say that.

Everyone should agree with the Big Red Monkey Butt at least once in their lives. it's very liberating. :)

BIG RED MONKEY BUTT!!!! and #1 is a fail rubber tongs

I'd hate to see you around oil...

lol. I guess your family can't afford tongs. at least in Canada the medical coverage is guaranteed, even for idiots...

twinny_sc 13

No 6 loses because it is spelled tongs, not thongs. Thongs are women panties.

OP didn't say anything about using their bare hands to grab the corn, and since they didn't say anything about burning their hands they may have used some sort of utensil. Either way, this is my question: What the hell kind of counters do you have that are sharp enough to cut you??

kidwiththehair12 0

38... spending 15 million on ANY job is an FML

ahaa 6 winnn!! but seriously.. you're a loser .

FunnyWeasel 7

hahaha! that's like watching tom and jerry because somebody's getting hurt!

sounds like my mom. she always eats corn, she never makes it through a week without breaking something, and she has a broken toe.

kaytwiztid 0

I did! :)

drewberto420 0

Thongs is also what my dad calls his flip flops

unafred 0

lol I'd probably cracked with your family but that really suxs :( lol

LMFAO OMG FAIL. if i was there i would be laughing with your family. (: im so nice.

lol that sucks

sweetdreams999 0

aw that sucks OP, but revenge is sweet.

Laugh now... (Puts on Ozzy style sunglasses) Pay later WHHHOAAAAAAAAEEEEAAHJHH

Ludii_fml 0


gummibloo 0

Awe that sux man

sweetdreams999 0

this actually should be categorized as a redneck confession. lol

New story catergory coming soon? :P

sweetdreams999 0

haha that would be interesting for sure.

Ashes628 0

My family laughs at my pain too.I know how that feels.

srs thts so mean I luv you op it's ok your boo boo should go soon with a little love which is obviously not ur family dw god will help you!!!!dear god help op get better-r-men

Ummmmmmmm... WHAT?!?!?!?! Boo boo??? i'm sure it's amen... (no Horatio corniness here)