By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML
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Arrogance_fml 0

this is a pretty corny fml

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Ali_Br_fml 33

that just sounds stupid. I think I'd laugh @ you too...

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

I would laugh -.-

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samantha987 0

wow you are very unfortunate.

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JustineBieberHat 0

wow all these fmls about pain and being laughed at arent that bad: a REAL fml is like this old one: today I found out I hated the job I spent 6 years and 15,000,000 preparing for. FML NOW THAT'S AN FML!!!!!

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Sweetest_Cherry 0

The op didnt say anything about using her bare hands. Quit ASSuming

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TibbysMusic 1

32, yes, yes I have. Op. You're ******* retarded. Just sayin'

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XxalagaesiaxX 0

hahahah 6, awesome... and OP, how do you manage to cut yourself on the counter?

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Arrogance_fml 0

this is a pretty corny fml

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guckylynn 19

38, 15 million dollars? I've been in college five years and haven't even spent close to 100,000 so 15 million is a bit of a reach.

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BlueTwist89 0

What 55 said. $15,000,000 = fifteen million dollars

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Yeah right? I guess she got the razor wire option with her counters.

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DinoPirate 0

I agree with the big red monkey butt. Actually, I don't really, that just seemed like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be able to say that.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Everyone should agree with the Big Red Monkey Butt at least once in their lives. it's very liberating. :)

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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

BIG RED MONKEY BUTT!!!! and #1 is a fail rubber tongs

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MarkSeattle 0

lol. I guess your family can't afford tongs. at least in Canada the medical coverage is guaranteed, even for idiots...

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twinny_sc 13

No 6 loses because it is spelled tongs, not thongs. Thongs are women panties.

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Flinlock 0

OP didn't say anything about using their bare hands to grab the corn, and since they didn't say anything about burning their hands they may have used some sort of utensil. Either way, this is my question: What the hell kind of counters do you have that are sharp enough to cut you??

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kidwiththehair12 0

38... spending 15 million on ANY job is an FML

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rowerforlife 0

ahaa 6 winnn!! but seriously.. you're a loser .

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FunnyWeasel 7

hahaha! that's like watching tom and jerry because somebody's getting hurt!

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cupcake147 0

sounds like my mom. she always eats corn, she never makes it through a week without breaking something, and she has a broken toe.

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drewberto420 0

Thongs is also what my dad calls his flip flops

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unafred 0

lol I'd probably cracked with your family but that really suxs :( lol

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jrsl 2

LMFAO OMG FAIL. if i was there i would be laughing with your family. (: im so nice.

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sweetdreams999 0

aw that sucks OP, but revenge is sweet.

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sweetdreams999 0

this actually should be categorized as a redneck confession. lol

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sweetdreams999 0

haha that would be interesting for sure.

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Ashes628 0

My family laughs at my pain too.I know how that feels.

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molil_4810 0

srs thts so mean I luv you op it's ok your boo boo should go soon with a little love which is obviously not ur family dw god will help you!!!!dear god help op get better-r-men

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LTHoratioCaine 4

Ummmmmmmm... WHAT?!?!?!?! Boo boo??? i'm sure it's amen... (no Horatio corniness here)

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