FML : Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

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Today, my husband purposefully said something to upset me. When I asked why he would do that, he told me it was to test my Prozac. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By greenblue90 / Monday 14 June 2010 13:50 / United States

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By Stumblebum30 | 5

#1030261 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:15

He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...

By TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1030241 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:08

If I only knew what Prozac does..

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By Pikachu206 | 2

#1030230 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:05

Lol how nice of him.

jleon | 0

#1030240 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:08

punch his nuts and tell him you want to test his Viagra.

transam87 | 0

#1030264 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:16

Prozac is so 1999

kaitidid16 | 0

#1030266 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:17

maybe he wants to test out how much he can get away with while your on it lol

FMLRevoluSean | 0

#1030271 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:19

Well it's a good idea to test it out so you're not wasting yo time.

bbygirlsmiles | 0

#1030273 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:20

#3 - Yesss ! Agreed (= Lol

bonicr | 0

#1030283 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:24

#3 ftw

fylhahahaha | 0

#1030315 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:01

obviously it's not working if you were upset enough about it to post it on here.

coldblood | 4

#1030330 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:12

number 3 epic win.

MrCalves | 0

#1030338 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:21

he was just making sure it worked...

fartsareyummy | 0

#1030343 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:27

#3 = win

Melissa92_fml | 13

#1030358 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:51

3, total win

seanders | 10

#1030362 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:59

Smart guy, just wants to test his boundaries

KiddNYC1O | 20

#1030387 - Monday 14 June 2010 10:12

cool story, bro

mona_is_here | 10

#1030429 - Monday 14 June 2010 11:12

Prozac is a rather weak antidepressant though it helps sometimes.. Dire straits and all.

mona_is_here | 10

#1030431 - Monday 14 June 2010 11:16

Btw he's just lucky you only have depression, not anger problems otherwise he'd get punched in the face for the outrageous joke

DirtyTaco | 0

#1030459 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 12:08

Get back in the kitchen........

iSwag | 0

#1030610 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 06:09

lol

jsn0x | 0

#1030633 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 07:09

listen to prozac milkshake by psychostick- good song lol

bbygirlsmiles | 0

#1030708 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 09:18

#80 - I Like Your Pic (:

BangOut | 2

#1030807 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 12:14

#88 Today, I got dateraped by a black guy whom I liked because of his gay duck lips, I got AIDS now. FML

iSwag | 0

#1031139 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 06:40

thanks :) like your dress

SaturnE_fml | 0

#1031549 - Wednesday 16 June 2010 01:34

#3 - Stick a 9-volt battery on your clit for thinking that's acceptable. Keep doing it.

bbygirlsmiles | 0

#1031649 - Wednesday 16 June 2010 02:38

#99 - Hahah Why Thank You :) I Like Your .. Eye Color Lol :p

flame1819 | 0

#1031712 - Wednesday 16 June 2010 03:18

#1 NICE PIC!!! Pikachu is still awesome.

By tyler3 | 0

#1030238 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:07

haha

By TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#1030241 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:08

If I only knew what Prozac does..

jleon | 0

#1030255 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:13

anti depressant

By Samantha_baby | 0

#1030243 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:09

Prozac?

radmuffin | 12

#1030257 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:14

It's a depression med. FAFP!!!!!!! times infinity

seanders | 10

#1030484 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 01:35

it's ok your not expected to know much at age 12

Samantha_baby | 0

#1030541 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 04:34

ok, really? I'm not the only one who asked..

RyGan | 0

#1030653 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 08:01

FAFP is?

beccaccio550 | 0

#1030665 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 08:49

fuck anti flood protection

Bloodbathandbeyo | 0

#1030816 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 12:43

Seanders: the basic failure troll

By julie3841 | 11

#1030244 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:10

heh, thanks babe.

By macy_rebecca | 0

#1030254 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:13

I agree with # 3 lol !!

amandalovee | 0

#1030376 - Monday 14 June 2010 09:46

my thoughts exactly!

By semodrunk | 0

#1030259 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:14

Prozac is for anxiety attacks n I think it's like an anti-depressant?

mona_is_here | 10

#1030435 - Monday 14 June 2010 11:18

Prozac is for depression and benzodiazepines (clonazepam etc) are for anxiety

kritz0 | 10

#1030565 - Tuesday 15 June 2010 05:06

Actually they prescribe it for Social anxiety too.

By Stumblebum30 | 5

#1030261 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:15

He's probably the reason you're on Prozac in the first place...

By jennybelly | 0

#1030263 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:16

haha wow he's a fudging dumbass!! you should do what number three suggested lol!!

By damnatory | 0

#1030267 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:17

Sounds like a completely legit experimental process. Now, how are those sandwiches coming?

Adamantoise | 0

#1030280 - Monday 14 June 2010 07:23

God, those sandwich jokes used to be funny, now they're just annoying. Everyone gets the point already.

McLovin101x | 0

#1030337 - Monday 14 June 2010 08:20

I agree, completely legit. They have the Pepsi Challenge, now it's time for the Prozac Challenge.

RedPillSucks | 30

#1030414 - Monday 14 June 2010 11:00

Agreed, Almost makes you wish for the Soviet Russia jokes *runs for cover, dodging rotten tomatoes*

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