FML : Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until...

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Today, my 9 year old little sister is coming back in town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By deadfish / Saturday 3 October 2009 16:28 / United States

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By FerrariCake | 2

#601808 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:23

Put fishie in a little coffin, and put on your best black suit. Decorate the house like a funeral parlor and when she gets home you can tell her how brave and heroic fishie was, and now it is time to honor his memory. Make up some stupid story about fishie trying to save the house from burglars, how he scared them away but was mortally wounded in the fight. If she was stupid enough to trust you with feeding her fish, she'll be stupid enough to believe your story.

By laurbullet5 | 0

#601780 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:14

Get off the internet and go buy the stupid fish!

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By ScaryPants3 | 0

#601756 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:07

Awh good luck with that one. RIP fishy.

coldplaylive2003 | 0

#601812 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:24

Ok don't panic this is waht you have to do 1. Take the fish out if the tank carefully 2. Preheat the oven 3. Put the fish in and bake until it's golden brown 4. Enjoy then go to the pet store and get your sister a new fish

the_stereotype | 0

#601907 - Sunday 4 October 2009 12:16

i didn't get that joke until i got to the last line. very funny, #11

rayray_chacha | 0

#602022 - Sunday 4 October 2009 01:24

Haha, this is my favorite comment ever.

Crash92 | 0

#602309 - Sunday 4 October 2009 05:38

REPLACE IT, though the cooking idea is good too.

FerSureBomb | 0

#603233 - Sunday 4 October 2009 08:05

OR! do steps 1-3, but give it to your sister, "Honey, I hope you enjoy the fish...by the way, I'm going to run to the pet store for a few minutes."

DangerousBabee | 0

#604001 - Monday 5 October 2009 02:26

Just tell her its sleeping :P

lizzilla8297 | 2

#1125726 - Thursday 22 July 2010 10:55

then go and buy a new one! don't just sit here on your computer!

YouCantBreakMe | 9

#1311557 - Saturday 28 August 2010 10:09

OR you could tell her the truth. HAHAHAHA jk jk. That's a stupid idea, just tell her it died of natural causes.

1molinamatt | 5

#2575167 - Friday 27 May 2011 10:12

Lmaooo :p

Herropreez17 | 0

#2690154 - Wednesday 15 June 2011 11:39

TO THE PET STORE!!!

livelobster123 | 14

#3779505 - Saturday 24 December 2011 05:20

LOL you just made my day!

By hailee_bee | 0

#601769 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:10

YDI, you should've remembered.

By xxmollyxx | 25

#601774 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:11

You should've remembered, but surely it won't be too hard to replace? But I guess you're running out of time!

By Noremac42 | 8

#601778 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:14

You should get her a new fish. One that does tricks.

By laurbullet5 | 0

#601780 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:14

Get off the internet and go buy the stupid fish!

saimaali | 0

#601794 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:16

Totally agree. Replace it, if it means that much to her. She won't notice the difference. Or, admit your mistake and face your shame.

By theduckiequacks | 0

#601787 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:16

Tell her that her fish is just playing dead.

ManWh0re | 0

#938270 - Friday 12 March 2010 05:18

FTW~

By plexico | 3

#601793 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:16

Go to the store and buy a new one. If you don't have time to go there and back before she gets home, take the dead one when you go to the store and tell your sister, you took fishie for a walk.

By scateice | 0

#601804 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:21

Meanie

By FerrariCake | 2

#601808 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:23

BritishHobo | 0

#601859 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:49

'If she was stupid enough to trust you with feeding her fish, she'll be stupid enough to believe your story.' Brilliant XD

the_stereotype | 0

#601913 - Sunday 4 October 2009 12:20

sooo true although, if the OP was lazy enough not to take care of a fish, she'd probably be too lazy to carry it out.

Bunneh18 | 0

#602043 - Sunday 4 October 2009 01:42

You sir, are made of win.

Sun_Kissed18 | 25

#602163 - Sunday 4 October 2009 03:24

Love this haha :)

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#5743003 - Tuesday 5 November 2013 07:59

I'd love you to be the father of my children.

By fringle | 0

#601828 - Saturday 3 October 2009 11:32

YDI! A fish should be valued as life as much as a cat or dog. I hate when people say, "it's just a fish buy another". Would you like it if they said, "it's just a human. there's billions more where that came from"