By deadfish /
Saturday 3 October 2009 16:28 /
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ScaryPants3
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Awh good luck with that one.
RIP fishy.
RIP fishy.
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coldplaylive2003
| 0
Ok don't panic this is waht you have to do
1. Take the fish out if the tank carefully
2. Preheat the oven
3. Put the fish in and bake until it's golden brown
4. Enjoy
then go to the pet store and get your sister a new fish
1. Take the fish out if the tank carefully
2. Preheat the oven
3. Put the fish in and bake until it's golden brown
4. Enjoy
then go to the pet store and get your sister a new fish
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the_stereotype
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i didn't get that joke until i got to the last line. very funny, #11
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rayray_chacha
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Haha, this is my favorite comment ever.
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Crash92
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REPLACE IT, though the cooking idea is good too.
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FerSureBomb
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OR! do steps 1-3, but give it to your sister,
"Honey, I hope you enjoy the fish...by the way, I'm going to run to the pet store for a few minutes."
"Honey, I hope you enjoy the fish...by the way, I'm going to run to the pet store for a few minutes."
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DangerousBabee
| 0
Just tell her its sleeping :P
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lizzilla8297
| 2
then go and buy a new one! don't just sit here on your computer!
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YouCantBreakMe
| 9
OR you could tell her the truth.
HAHAHAHA jk jk. That's a stupid idea, just tell her it died of natural causes.
HAHAHAHA jk jk. That's a stupid idea, just tell her it died of natural causes.
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1molinamatt
| 5
Lmaooo :p
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Herropreez17
| 0
TO THE PET STORE!!!
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livelobster123
| 14
LOL you just made my day!
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hailee_bee
| 0
YDI, you should've remembered.
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xxmollyxx
| 25
You should've remembered, but surely it won't be too hard to replace? But I guess you're running out of time!
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Noremac42
| 8
You should get her a new fish. One that does tricks.
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laurbullet5
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Get off the internet and go buy the stupid fish!
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saimaali
| 0
Totally agree. Replace it, if it means that much to her. She won't notice the difference. Or, admit your mistake and face your shame.
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theduckiequacks
| 0
Tell her that her fish is just playing dead.
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ManWh0re
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FTW~
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plexico
| 3
Go to the store and buy a new one.
If you don't have time to go there and back before she gets home, take the dead one when you go to the store and tell your sister, you took fishie for a walk.
If you don't have time to go there and back before she gets home, take the dead one when you go to the store and tell your sister, you took fishie for a walk.
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scateice
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Meanie
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FerrariCake
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Put fishie in a little coffin, and put on your best black suit. Decorate the house like a funeral parlor and when she gets home you can tell her how brave and heroic fishie was, and now it is time to honor his memory.
Make up some stupid story about fishie trying to save the house from burglars, how he scared them away but was mortally wounded in the fight. If she was stupid enough to trust you with feeding her fish, she'll be stupid enough to believe your story.
Make up some stupid story about fishie trying to save the house from burglars, how he scared them away but was mortally wounded in the fight. If she was stupid enough to trust you with feeding her fish, she'll be stupid enough to believe your story.
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BritishHobo
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'If she was stupid enough to trust you with feeding her fish, she'll be stupid enough to believe your story.'
Brilliant XD
Brilliant XD
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the_stereotype
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sooo true
although, if the OP was lazy enough not to take care of a fish, she'd probably be too lazy to carry it out.
although, if the OP was lazy enough not to take care of a fish, she'd probably be too lazy to carry it out.
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Bunneh18
| 0
You sir, are made of win.
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Sun_Kissed18
| 25
Love this haha :)
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cryssycakesx3
| 22
I'd love you to be the father of my children.
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fringle
| 0
YDI! A fish should be valued as life as much as a cat or dog. I hate when people say, "it's just a fish buy another". Would you like it if they said, "it's just a human. there's billions more where that came from"
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FerrariCake
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Yes. I would like that.
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OrangeGlo
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No, I would not like that, because animals can't talk and I would be freaked out.
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FerrariCake
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And there is a HUGE difference between cats and dogs and fish:
Fish are delicious.
Fish are delicious.
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OrangeGlo
| 0
Have you had Chinese food? Dogs and cats are also delicious.
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AtoZnumbersand_
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If humans were as lame, stupid and pointless as fish I probably wouldn't care.
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chveya
| 6
Clearly, you haven't seen THIS fish: encyclopediadramatica.com/kittens
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Niceplace
| 0
EWWWW
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wutupbruh
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DONT FUCKING GO ON THAT WEBSITE. HOLY SHIT. dude those shock sites are really pissing me off... but you totally got me.
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PlasmaWafflez
| 0
Thanks asshole, I was eating. I hope someone mutilates your penis.
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xenomorph
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Think of something you like and Google for images of it. Eye bleach FTW.
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1molinamatt
| 5
Hahahaha
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Make up some stupid story about fishie trying to save the house from burglars, how he scared them away but was mortally wounded in the fight. If she was stupid enough to trust you with feeding her fish, she'll be stupid enough to believe your story.