By Anonymous - 13/4/2021 18:30 - United States Compassion? At school? Today, my house caught fire right before I was supposed to present a school project. My teacher told me to, "just suck it up and do it anyway." FML I agree, your life sucks 706 You deserved it 35 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/4/2021 10:59 - United States - San Diego Nice parents you've got there… Today, one of my fourth-graders came up to me and asked, "Can you please not put my test grades in the weekly folders? My mom likes to get mad when I get below a 90." FML I agree, your life sucks 650 You deserved it 48 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Charles Booth - 9/4/2021 14:00 - United States Kids will be kids Today, my 14 year-old got a 5-day suspension for fighting. He stood up for an 7th grader who was getting picked on. While the poor kid was eating lunch, they were messing with him when my son stepped in. There were some words said, then a fight. He feels terrible for fighting but I think he was in the right. FML I agree, your life sucks 1096 You deserved it 64 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By victoria - 4/4/2021 21:30 It's a wrap Today, I had a school band concert in which I was doing a clarinet solo. I had a Laffy Taffy before the concert. Little did I know part of the wrapper got stuck in my hair. I went through the whole concert like that and I was so embarrassed when I found out afterwards. FML I agree, your life sucks 613 You deserved it 214 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/4/2021 14:01 A tad unfair Today, my parents have made it very clear to me that if I fail one more assignment, they’re disowning me. I got a zero on a paper that I poured my heart and soul into, and in the notes, the teacher wrote, “I don’t even need to read this paper to know that it is bad.” FML I agree, your life sucks 1084 You deserved it 113 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By superbubbles - 23/3/2021 21:30 - Canada Barfed out Today, I threw up in bio when we dissected cow hearts. Guess that rules out my childhood passion as a possible career. FML I agree, your life sucks 686 You deserved it 105 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/3/2021 23:01 Private Catholic school? Today, I had to write an argumentative essay about the morality of homosexuality. The prompt actually uses the phrase "the dangers of homosexuality." I'm bisexual. FML I agree, your life sucks 825 You deserved it 196 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/3/2021 20:01 Touchy Today, I found out that my paper about World War 2 has led my teacher to believe that I hate Jews. I wrote my paper about the technological advances made during the war, and made no mention of Jews. She and I are both Jewish. FML I agree, your life sucks 1095 You deserved it 67 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 4/3/2021 08:01 Drawing a blank Today, I sat my end of year assessment. I was quite pleased that nothing I learned in my syllabus came up on the test. FML I agree, your life sucks 756 You deserved it 72 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Karenfast17 - 3/3/2021 14:58 - Hong Kong - Kowloon Are you experienced? Today, I have to write my resume, and my teacher asked me about my secondary school activities. I'd never joined in any activities at that time, did no work experience, no volunteer work, except for two activities that I did in an institution centre this year. This all means I'm good at NOTHING. FML I agree, your life sucks 594 You deserved it 294 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Mimmi491 - 28/2/2021 17:01 Get on with it! Today, I'm waiting for the second evaluator to accept my master's thesis so I can graduate. If my grade isn't submitted by the end of the week, my credits will expire, which will have consequences for my job. The evaluator is the same woman who graded essays from the beginning of the college year at the end of it. FML I agree, your life sucks 923 You deserved it 76 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/2/2021 20:01 - United States Failing upwards Today, I got my acceptance letter from Harvard University. Yay! Unfortunately, I sent it as a joke, never thinking I'd get accepted and I have absolutely no way to get there, or the money to pay for it. FML I agree, your life sucks 763 You deserved it 463 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 17/2/2021 05:01 Great question Today, during my online class, I was answering my professor's question when my older sister slammed open the door to loudly say, "WHAT'S UP CHICKEN FUCKER?" My class heard. I hate online school. FML I agree, your life sucks 894 You deserved it 91 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/2/2021 17:01 - Sweden - G?teborg PS I Love You Today, I had a group project on Zoom with some classmates I'm not so familiar with. When we were done and said our goodbyes, I said, "Bye bye, I love you." FML I agree, your life sucks 567 You deserved it 284 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 11/2/2021 22:59 - United States - Oakland That's a funny word, mom Today, I wanted to teach my students about history with dominoes. I thought the online video would be wholesome or relevant to history. Nope. The last domino was captioned "HENTAI." Students now get to explain to their parents that I exposed the word Hentai to their vocabulary. FML I agree, your life sucks 294 You deserved it 790 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By POP-o-popo - 4/2/2021 17:01 Bored Today, school finally opened up using a hybrid schedule. Unfortunately, two of my teachers were quarantined and half of the school was on Zoom. I spent two hours in the library doing nothing with a mask on. Everyone else was on Zoom in bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 724 You deserved it 95 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 24/1/2021 08:01 Teacher's pet Today, I finally found out why I never got invited to parties in college. My fellow students considered me too ambitious to want to do anything but study hard. The reason they thought that? I tended to be present and on time for classes. FML I agree, your life sucks 808 You deserved it 90 1 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 23:01 Unloveable Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML I agree, your life sucks 865 You deserved it 73 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 16/1/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee Hello? Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML I agree, your life sucks 749 You deserved it 74 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 05:02 Contagion Today, after bronchitis and a negative COVID test, I finally went back into my classroom for the last day before break. An hour after I got home, a parent contacted me to let me know her child (whom I helped all day) had tested positive and that I needed to quarantine. She thought I would, "want to know." FML I agree, your life sucks 931 You deserved it 63 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Stress - Hong Kong - Central District Very important note Today, the teacher said the class today was very important and that we should take note. Instead of writing notes, I bought a recorder and brought it to class. After class, I listened to the recording and all I could hear was muffled voices. FML I agree, your life sucks 807 You deserved it 2604 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tytonic - United States - Chevy Chase Please, apologize Today, my teacher yelled at me for using my phone in class. I apologized out loud, knowing that it would help me get off easier. She was yelling at somebody else. FML I agree, your life sucks 723 You deserved it 1978 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Science teacher Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML I agree, your life sucks 2602 You deserved it 214 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Staten Island No balls activity Today, my right testicle popped out during gym class while we were running laps. The teacher saw it and said, “Put that thing away! There aren’t any balls involved in this activity!” FML I agree, your life sucks 2627 You deserved it 619 9 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Taking pictures Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML I agree, your life sucks 2139 You deserved it 441 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By PNeil Time wasting Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML I agree, your life sucks 1129 You deserved it 1482 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Complete mockery Today, the people in my class wondered why I seem to avoid them. The same people who call me a creep and hide when they see me in public because of my disability. FML I agree, your life sucks 2153 You deserved it 127 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - United States - Washington Today, I found out my 8th period science teacher got fired. Our final is tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 2168 Phew, glad it wasn't me 310 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Takegami Today. I had my first final exam. That would be fine if I hadn’t gotten sick 4 days ago. No one can go get my antibiotics, I feel like I’m dying and I can’t miss these exams under any circumstance. FML I agree, your life sucks 2453 You deserved it 171 28 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "PineappleOfMyEye" I went to check my grade that was posted for an essay for my comp 1 class. I got a zero. I was devastated only to find out I never actually clicked the submit document button. My grade dropped 20 points. I agree, your life sucks 1922 You deserved it 2409 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, my dad is camping out in front of the downstairs bathroom while my stepmom is near the upstairs bathroom. Neither will move, and I have a shy bladder,... I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 2 0 Comments
Today, I took an allergy pill and discovered that I am also allergic to certain brands. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 You deserved it 0 0 Comments
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 411 You deserved it 41 8 Comments
Today, I found out that a burglar broke into my house. Since I didn't have expensive stuff for them to steal, they took my Fleshlight. FML I agree, your life sucks 504 You deserved it 95 2 Comments