No more bukkake for you

By Anonymous - 29/10/2020 23:02

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Today, I was rushed to the emergency room for severe facial rashes. My boyfriend and I then found out I'm allergic to seminal fluid. FML
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Chazzster 28

Just one guys opinion - I think it’s stupid for real life. Leave the penis in, more stimulation that way. Life is not a porno, you don’t have to see the cum to know you orgasmed.

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voltroz 18

But it differs for different gals. Some gals likes it, some irks them. One ex I knew wants it on her tummy, one demands to see the white cum before she is satisfied... One likes it in her mouth... But not many likes it on their face and hair...

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Marcella1016 31

Informal poll: Is it common for people in relationships (and not in relationships, I guess) to engage in “facials” after fellatio or intercourse? Obviously it’s very common in ****, but I’m wondering how common it is in real life, such as with a partner you trust, or whether it is considered degrading. I’d love to hear thoughts on it from both men and women. Also - not judging either way; I’m just genuinely curious.

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RichardPencil 30

It's something that doesn't really exist in the real world and is just created by the **** industry for visual effect -- just like female orgasms.

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Chazzster 28

Just one guys opinion - I think it’s stupid for real life. Leave the penis in, more stimulation that way. Life is not a porno, you don’t have to see the cum to know you orgasmed.

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voltroz 18

But it differs for different gals. Some gals likes it, some irks them. One ex I knew wants it on her tummy, one demands to see the white cum before she is satisfied... One likes it in her mouth... But not many likes it on their face and hair...

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xxlk4xx 6

as a women, I do not like it on the face lol, if it gets on the face then it's likely going in my hair and that shit is hard to get out! husband either just stays in there, uses my belly, or we have "the towel" but my face is off limits haha

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tounces7 27

Pretty sure allergies aren't just limited to the outside of your skin, so I don't think there's any good outcome of this.

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rotflqtms_ 21

Some people have areas of their body that = more sensitive than others. I know for a fact that my face is more sensitive than the rest of my body. I can put any lotion on my hands and parts of my body, but let me try that on my face and it burns and breaks out.

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momth3penguin 4

Just because you haven’t seen female orgasms does not mean they don’t exist, it means you need to put in more work.

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diraven 15

Tell him to aim better

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