Health: Today, I heard something you don't want to hear at the dentist:...

By Aseemann - 24/01/2018 19:00 - Denmark - Svendborg

Today, I heard something you don't want to hear at the dentist: "I need a bigger drill." FML

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manb91uk 22

Wednesday 24 January 2018 19:48

That’s not something I ever want to hear anywhere actually

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 January 2018 21:56

Even worse, he started unzipping his pants!!!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 24 January 2018 19:14

If you were on novocaine, you should be fine.

nentenkupo 16

Thursday 25 January 2018 1:15

For some people, like myself, Novocaine doesn't do a thing to stop the pain.

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Thursday 25 January 2018 21:24

it just takes the edge off for me and takes longer to work. by the time it's all done thats when its st the height of efficiency.

manb91uk 22

Wednesday 24 January 2018 19:48

That’s not something I ever want to hear anywhere actually

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 24 January 2018 20:42

Jaws-Dentist version-"You're gonna need a bigger drill."

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 January 2018 21:56

Even worse, he started unzipping his pants!!!

jfsiv 17

Monday 29 January 2018 20:33

That's what she said! ;)

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