Health: Today, I heard something you don't want to hear at the dentist:...

By Aseemann - 24/01/2018 19:00 - Denmark - Svendborg

Today, I heard something you don't want to hear at the dentist: "I need a bigger drill." FML

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manb91uk 22

Wednesday 24 January 2018 19:48

That’s not something I ever want to hear anywhere actually

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 January 2018 21:56

Even worse, he started unzipping his pants!!!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 24 January 2018 19:14

If you were on novocaine, you should be fine.

nentenkupo 16

Thursday 25 January 2018 1:15

For some people, like myself, Novocaine doesn't do a thing to stop the pain.

WhatHappenedToIt 22

Thursday 25 January 2018 21:24

it just takes the edge off for me and takes longer to work. by the time it's all done thats when its st the height of efficiency.

manb91uk 22

Wednesday 24 January 2018 19:48

That’s not something I ever want to hear anywhere actually

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 24 January 2018 20:42

Jaws-Dentist version-"You're gonna need a bigger drill."

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 January 2018 21:56

Even worse, he started unzipping his pants!!!

jfsiv 17

Monday 29 January 2018 20:33

That's what she said! ;)

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Today, my roommate wanted me to try out a new bus route home, I knew it might take longer but she really wanted me to try, so I went with her. After waiting for ages at The Exchange bus stop for the last bus home, we missed it, and had to take an Uber. FML

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Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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Today, my former coworker called to ask if he could get it on with my ex-husband. The same ex I was married to for 20 years without knowing anything about his other life. I've been replaced by an overweight, middle-aged furry. FML.

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Today, I got mad at my wife for giving her male coworker a ride home. I know nothing went on with them because I tracked her phone, I’m mad that he offered her a job in the business he’s starting, because she’ll be making a LOT more money than me. FML

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Today, I just found out that my sister will be bringing her boyfriend along to spend Christmas with my family. The two of them, along with my brother and his wife, make me the only single one in the family this year. Looks like I'll be spending Christmas Day with the dog. FML

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Today, mom was finally convinced that grandpap is senile when he decided to "hunt" the deer head mounted on the wall with his shotgun. FML

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Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

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