hehe, technically it doesn't

doesn't mean you can't touch him ;)

OP BFD! quit complaining! get a new boyfriend.

OP- this calls for drastic measures... MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF HIM ;D Then we'll see if he wants to touch you or not.

im surprised there's no gay jokes that came up

that's pretty slick he doesn't have to do the breaking up even though he clearly wants to.

53, there were gay jokes before you, they just weren't as a reply to 1. Perhaps you should follow their examples.

Indeed, that would have quite an effect. For the record my first thought was that he had a religious crisis of conscience.

Yeah, it sucks. Shoulda been like "Well! I guess I'll be the one breaking up with you, then. We are over." |D

LMFAO!!!!

Hahaha xD

exactly what i thought!

your hot

agreed

Cmon you guys really think that's actually her in the picture?

Why would she/he post a fake picture ;D? No one on the interwebs lies.

@47, Do you really think that it is a girl?

oh domo

It's a she male :)

I think there's more to it too. like she cheated or some shit. Why would he break up with her for no reason but stop touching her? Just doesn't add up to me.

exactly. women are always at fault when they bitch about everything

yeah, women and their schemes..

I agree. I think he Did try to keep touching her and she kept freaking out lol

Thank you, 66, for restating 7's comment. It was too complex for me to interpret.

amen.

futurama!! best show ever!

there both amazing

That would be pretty slack tho );.

But but but it's his fault. D: