FML : Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By karebear / Thursday 9 September 2010 05:33 / United States

Intimacy

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By Domonator | 13

#1376325 - Thursday 9 September 2010 12:12

Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML

By PurplePigeon | 0

#1376336 - Thursday 9 September 2010 12:14

This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.

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By starxshine | 0

#1376303 - Thursday 9 September 2010 12:06

that sucks :(

Lozza111 | 0

#1376329 - Thursday 9 September 2010 12:13

hehe, technically it doesn't

ElisaK_fml | 0

#1376406 - Thursday 9 September 2010 12:36

doesn't mean you can't touch him ;)

Jessi2487 | 0

#1376796 - Thursday 9 September 2010 03:00

OP BFD! quit complaining! get a new boyfriend.

KingDingALing | 9

#1376872 - Thursday 9 September 2010 03:18

OP- this calls for drastic measures... MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF HIM ;D Then we'll see if he wants to touch you or not.

boyguydudemalema | 0

#1377003 - Thursday 9 September 2010 04:15

im surprised there's no gay jokes that came up

sweetcheeksjvl | 0

#1377489 - Thursday 9 September 2010 05:42

that's pretty slick he doesn't have to do the breaking up even though he clearly wants to.

boopityboppity | 10

#1379085 - Friday 10 September 2010 12:27

53, there were gay jokes before you, they just weren't as a reply to 1. Perhaps you should follow their examples.

mad2physicist | 0

#1380935 - Friday 10 September 2010 08:29

Indeed, that would have quite an effect. For the record my first thought was that he had a religious crisis of conscience.

WTSchool | 0

#2893284 - Friday 15 July 2011 02:15

Yeah, it sucks. Shoulda been like "Well! I guess I'll be the one breaking up with you, then. We are over." |D

By coolsteve | 0

#1376309 - Thursday 9 September 2010 12:07

someone needs to wash their private area?

sparkstercp | 0

#1381027 - Friday 10 September 2010 09:11

LMFAO!!!!

AdrianneLily | 9

#4577138 - Sunday 17 June 2012 05:48

Hahaha xD

By gohabs21 | 0

#1376314 - Thursday 9 September 2010 12:08

Protip 342: Shower more than once a month

By Domonator | 13

#1376325 - Thursday 9 September 2010 12:12

Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML

babicakez | 0

#1376552 - Thursday 9 September 2010 01:29

exactly what i thought!

geege1992 | 3

#1376725 - Thursday 9 September 2010 02:24

your hot

mxracer86 | 0

#1376857 - Thursday 9 September 2010 03:15

agreed

ktbird | 0

#1376926 - Thursday 9 September 2010 03:31

Cmon you guys really think that's actually her in the picture?

GraysonIsFail | 0

#1377687 - Thursday 9 September 2010 06:26

Why would she/he post a fake picture ;D? No one on the interwebs lies.

EvilDave | 13

#1377724 - Thursday 9 September 2010 06:32

@47, Do you really think that it is a girl?

Mylees | 0

#1386860 - Saturday 11 September 2010 10:06

oh domo

JojoChuo | 8

#2378855 - Wednesday 20 April 2011 05:54

It's a she male :)

By PurplePigeon | 0

#1376336 - Thursday 9 September 2010 12:14

Elfyy | 0

#1376380 - Thursday 9 September 2010 12:26

I think there's more to it too. like she cheated or some shit. Why would he break up with her for no reason but stop touching her? Just doesn't add up to me.