By karebear - 09/09/2010 05:33 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months said he wasn't going to break up with me, he was just going to stop touching me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 607
You deserved it 4 626

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Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML

This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.

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that sucks :(

hehe, technically it doesn't

doesn't mean you can't touch him ;)

OP BFD! quit complaining! get a new boyfriend.

OP- this calls for drastic measures... MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF HIM ;D Then we'll see if he wants to touch you or not.

im surprised there's no gay jokes that came up

that's pretty slick he doesn't have to do the breaking up even though he clearly wants to.

53, there were gay jokes before you, they just weren't as a reply to 1. Perhaps you should follow their examples.

Indeed, that would have quite an effect. For the record my first thought was that he had a religious crisis of conscience.

Yeah, it sucks. Shoulda been like "Well! I guess I'll be the one breaking up with you, then. We are over." |D

someone needs to wash their private area?

Protip 342: Shower more than once a month

Translation: Today my boyfriend told me he's gay. FML

exactly what i thought!

Cmon you guys really think that's actually her in the picture?

Why would she/he post a fake picture ;D? No one on the interwebs lies.

@47, Do you really think that it is a girl?

oh domo

It's a she male :)

This made me laugh. I personally think there's more to this, like he kept trying to touch you and you kept freaking out or something. He still likes you, he's just sick of hearing you bitch & moan. This is all just my theory behind why he did what he did.

I think there's more to it too. like she cheated or some shit. Why would he break up with her for no reason but stop touching her? Just doesn't add up to me.

exactly. women are always at fault when they bitch about everything

yeah, women and their schemes..

I agree. I think he Did try to keep touching her and she kept freaking out lol

Thank you, 66, for restating 7's comment. It was too complex for me to interpret.

family guy sucks futurama forever and dump that zero and get with a hero

futurama!! best show ever!

there both amazing

Sounds like someone needs to shave the beaver.

ooooh! that does suck!! :/ sorry op

Have sex with his brother or bestfriend? :D jk. Maybe you should make yourself more attractive.

That would be pretty slack tho );.

But but but it's his fault. D: