By Obi1Shinobi - 30/10/2012 14:27 - United States
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Your grandfather is a legend! Tad cruel though :P
but where did he get the leaf?
55- my guess, is the OP's grandfather, found the leaf, on a tree or a shrub. Radical thinking, I know, but it could be true.
60- what are these treacherous ideas you are trying to spread? Leaf?! Trees!?
What are these "trees" you speak of
Slip him a nickel back under the door and tell him to buy some toilet paper with it and to to buy himself something nice with the change.
85- I, don't, give, a, fuck.
LOL one of my favs fml xD
In my family, grandparents are there to spoil us.
In Soviet Russia, leaf slides grandpa under door.
What about Soviet Russia?
In your grandfather's times they probably didn't have penicillin either. You better hope he's not your primary caretaker next time you get an infection.
Penicillin's been used since the 1940's, so it probably was around "in his day".
87- well acc to Wikipedia, toilet paper was already quite popular by the turn of the century so Grandpa must be oooooold.
He should've given you a page from a Playboy Magazine since catalogs were used as toilet paper back in the day.
It'll occupy him long enough that someone else might cone along and give him some real toilet paper.
I'm scared to know where he lived back then...
On earth. :|
Super absorbent! :D
How the hell did you not notice there was no paper before you sat down? That's Restroom Rule #1 - ALWAYS check for toilet paper before you sit. I think we all know what #2 is...
Read FML?
Well, I don't think OP will be forgetting that golden rule again :P
11 - you read it. That's what the FML is about; him/her breaking rule #1.
11- It was a pun. Rule #2 >>> #2 in the bathroom.
We buy toilet paper in bulk and keep the extras in the bathroom, under the sink. I'm confused as to why people would store their toilet paper someplace other than the bathroom. Where else would you need it?
~Sings~ Do the walk, baby do the walk of shame. Do tee tee do do dooo doo.
Certainly sage advice, but we've all had that time when we felt that our insides would empty their contents into our trousers, and the last thing on our minds was "toilet paper." Those are usually bad days.
Unfortunately, I always forget that rule and end up waddling down the stairs with my pants half off to get some.
I misunderstood. Sorry Welshite. All I can say now is... Well, shit.
I always need toilet paper in the attic. So I store it in the garage.
Not even the Charmin bears use leaves. Sorry op. going green is tough.
A tree...
He pulled it out of his own fucking arse.
...Did you seriously need to ask that? What is the world coming to!?
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Your grandfather is a legend! Tad cruel though :P
Grandparents: always there to remind us how "spoiled" they think we are.