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By  DocBastard  |  38

How the hell did you not notice there was no paper before you sat down? That's Restroom Rule #1 - ALWAYS check for toilet paper before you sit.

I think we all know what #2 is...

  kyleekay  |  25

You've never, ever used the bathroom only to find out the toilet paper is gone?

Unfortunately, I've had that happen before. I think I just expect TP to be readily available at all times, since it usually is.

  CallMeMcFeelii  |  13

I can say that I don't always look for TP when I use the restroom. At least not in my own house. The only time I absolutely make sure there is some is when I'm in a public restroom.

  evilplatypus  |  38

We buy toilet paper in bulk and keep the extras in the bathroom, under the sink. I'm confused as to why people would store their toilet paper someplace other than the bathroom. Where else would you need it?

  skyeyez9  |  24

Oh docbastard, Don't act like you never waddled across the house with your pants and undies around your ankles to retrieve another roll of toilet paper.

  TheNewGuy03  |  28

Certainly sage advice, but we've all had that time when we felt that our insides would empty their contents into our trousers, and the last thing on our minds was "toilet paper."

Those are usually bad days.

  oj101  |  33

Rule #2 is to take your smartphone so you don't get bored. It's been all over the Internet in memes lately - First World Problems/ Bad Luck Brian etc when it comes to forgetting your phone and needing a dump.

  ViviMage  |  38

Poison ivy bush!