By a - 12/02/2010 06:20 - United States

Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
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shoulda asked if she was cold

don't say that!.. snickerdoodles provides some of the comments that entertain people like me who never comment on these things but still read them.

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that's what you get for assuming.

ydi should have shoveled the snow yourself.

how does one "almost" fracture ones knee cap, if it didn't fracture how do you know how close it came

Why in the hell is your mom shoveling the snow, shouldn't you be doing it?

it's called English, most American adults know how to use it

at least ur kneecap us in one piece. mine is in 2 parts and i have 2 get surgery

That's what u get for being overexcited on getting people their coat

shoulda asked if she was cold

Oh she's cold alright. Ice cold. Pops calls her a frigid bitch.

were you okay!

snickerdoodle do u comment on everything??

get a life instead of read about and comment on eveyone elses

don't say that!.. snickerdoodles provides some of the comments that entertain people like me who never comment on these things but still read them.

haha!!!! that musta hurt!! lol!! inlobe livin in florida xuz i dont have to deal with snow!!

maybe he/she wants to!!!!!!!!!!

I live in Texas (north Texas, granted) and we just had a huge winter storm... well huge for us texans :)

yea me too but i live in east texas, isn't the snow awesome?!

You can tell how crazy a person is by the number of exclamation marks used at the end of a sentence. You've got four, so I'm guessing you're next door to Brave_Sir_Robin in Ward 4.

#31 haha exactly what i was thinking

how do you know you almost fractured your kneecap? I hope it feels better soon though

just to say, im new on FML and im doin it from my iphone so i dont know what some stuff is. so what does YDI mean

You deserved it.

I never get to say this but snickerdoodle FTW!!!!!!! (for the win, newbie) I use a lot of exclamation points but I am a 10-year old crackhead hoping to room with BSR at Arkham. =D