By Anonymous - 12/6/2021 13:59 Vyagrha Today, I finally finished a drawing of a tiger. The only thing left to do is write the word "Tiger" in Sanskrit and glitter on the portrait, because I thought it would look cool. Only to find out, the Sanskrit word for tiger is "Viagra." No, I'm not kidding. This portrait took me numerous tries and several weeks. FML I agree, your life sucks 555 You deserved it 303 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 13/5/2021 00:01 Get creative Today, I was put in charge of painting a storage shed. The company owner ordered me to paint it a shade of blue. The site manager order me to paint it red. My boss ordered green paint. FML I agree, your life sucks 937 You deserved it 49 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chris - 12/3/2021 20:01 NFT FML Today, I'm still trying to get my head around what NFTs are, even though my friend walked me through the whole thing during an hour-long conversation. I guess I'm dumb. FML I agree, your life sucks 543 You deserved it 133 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By squidwardpotatoes - United States Street art Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from SpongeBob, with large letters spelling, "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML I agree, your life sucks 32197 You deserved it 3243 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I realized that a few months ago, my parents bought my 12-year-old brother a PS5 with three games. At the same time, when I asked my parents to... I agree, your life sucks 126 You deserved it 7 2 Comments
Today, I’m only 24 but I get chronic fatigue syndrome every day and I just found out on Google that I either have Hodgkin’s lymphoma or liver cancer. This... I agree, your life sucks 75 You deserved it 16 2 Comments
Today, I realized I'm extremely sexually attracted to my physical therapist. It doesn't help that treatment involves me spending the entire appointment... I agree, your life sucks 247 You deserved it 31 2 Comments
Today, I found out I have syphilis. I only slept with one person in my entire life, my boyfriend of 2 years. When I told him about it, he burst into tears... I agree, your life sucks 853 You deserved it 54 6 Comments