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By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States
By MYLIFESUX - 12/04/2009 06:50 - United States
By soccerbooty - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By Tom - 10/03/2011 11:09
By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States
By ShitHappens - 24/10/2011 05:04 - United States
By sy123 - 29/07/2012 23:34 - United States - Frankfort
By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 18:49 - United States
By rs - 30/06/2012 18:36 - Egypt
By Anonymous - 24/03/2012 22:05 - United Kingdom
By Samantha - 13/03/2012 17:59 - Canada
By LadyDeadpool88 - 04/02/2014 14:50 - United States - Laurinburg
By Anonymous - 26/02/2010 11:11 - Norway
By joe - 02/01/2009 11:09 - France
By monogamous - 28/10/2010 09:26 - Australia
By Singapore - 06/06/2012 02:59 - United States - Shortsville
By aireeahna - 09/06/2014 02:42 - United States - Cedar Rapids
Op here. So to start off I have been with my boyfriend for almost 5 years. The issue never really came up over the years because we were never really around babies, he is really good with children so I just assumed that he was good with babies as well. When it did come up we were at his little brother's graduation party. I was holding a cousins newborn baby and asked him to hold him so that I could go to the bathroom but instead of taking the baby he backed away from me almost stumbling over his own feet because he was in such a hurry to get out of the situation. I asked his mother what his problem was and she just said that he has always been scared to hold babies since his brother was born. I have yet to tell him that we are expecting because our 5 year anniversary is at the end of this month and I wanted to tell him while we're on vacation. The baby is obviously unplanned but I don't regret getting pregnant and I'm sure that my boyfriend will be just as happy as I am with the news. The only other person who knows right now is my best friend who is due in September and she is going to let him practice hold the baby so that he'll be more comfortable but until then I think we'll stick to dolls and toddlers :p
By brittbrat4 - 05/07/2011 00:25 - United States
By spencerlong - 25/04/2014 03:02 - United States - Kennewick
Hey guys. First off, I am very happy to have had this published, but I would like to clarify some things and clear the misunderstandings! My friends mom is not actually a burn victim, she just wasn't attractive at all and didn't resemble her daughter either. We had been texting previously, and she was sending me pictures of celebrities and asking if she looked like that. She then sent that picture of her mom, who was honestly very unattractive. I thought I was being clever with the whole "caught in a burning building" joke, but it was just the wrong time to use it. Believe me when I say I have nothing against burn victims, as that's seriously a weird thing to hate on. After I found out I apologized and she accepted, so everything is fine now! Thanks for taking the time to read this, I just wanted you guys to not think I'm some weird shallow guy who hates burn victims and is only after girls for their looks.
By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City
By russianfail - 04/12/2013 16:24 - United States - Dallas
By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell
By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States
By fml - 03/09/2013 06:31 - Canada - Vancouver
By payne - 04/01/2010 21:07 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/09/2012 22:59 - Australia - Redland Bay
By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 05:04 - United States - Placentia
By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 05:24 - United States
Didn't have an account when I first posted this fml. But I wanted to clarify a few things. 1. I was wearing mittens because it was below freezing and my car was still cold. 2. Washington doesn't believe in salting the roads or doing anything to ease winter driving mainly because we rarely ever get snow. People here also freak out whenever some crack like substance falls from the sky and driving in poor weather conditions becomes a problem. 3. Said idiot driver was previously tailing my car before he passed me and the cars in front of me. 4. I actually didn't think this would become an approved post. I just copied and pasted my facebook status. xD I'm glad that some of you found this amusing though.
By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States
By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden
By mybossisanass - 23/04/2013 08:17 - United States
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Hey you guys, the OP here! I just wanted to clear some things up. My puppy is very sweet. She has never pulled anyone else while on the leash. She's actually one of the most timid dogs I've ever owned and yes, I have owned dogs before and I know the breed. But because she is a puppy anomaly and doesn't pull, I thought it would be ok for my niece to walk her as I walked next to them. Also, this took place in my fenced off back yard. I do however have a stone terrace, which is where my niece got pulled over on. I know that my niece getting hurt is probably my fault and I've now learned that my puppy goes crazy when there are squirrels in sight. I've apologized to my sister-in-law. My niece is fine, she was back up and playing within minutes, but her mother wont let her near my puppy and I got a talking to. So, hope that clears some things up for you guys.