By ehwat - 26/11/2009 05:31 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christmas present for him, or anyone. He said trying anal would be fine. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 791
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Reiterate that you have no money. You just can't afford to hire a guy to pack his fudge.

FYL? More like FYA! Have fun ^_^

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argh anal. hate it.

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how is this FML?

@1 at least you tried it. OP seems unwilling. Remember kids, don't knock it till you've tried it! Of course, don't do anything sexual until you're legally old enough....

you don't know what you're missing out on! go slow, use lube, make sure he's gentle till you're comfortable. if you aren't, don't do it again. simple

tell him for your present he has to lick your ass hole. also awesome, and great way to loosen it up for dick :)

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Your grammar "sux."

haha dont do it or u'll shit improperly for the rest of ur life=p

well that's one way to ask for it

Reiterate that you have no money. You just can't afford to hire a guy to pack his fudge.

LOL 1st time 5th comment wheee ;)

LOL WHEEE 1st time 5th comment ;)

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Just do it. As long as you lube up first you'll be fine.

Lovely boyfriend you have there, nothing like pressuring you to do something that he obviously thinks you wont be into. .

Why would he think she wouldn't be into it? Also, it's Christmas, they're dating, if she can't afford a present it was just going to end in a blowjob anyway.

YDI for not having money.

YDI for not understanding that everyone aren't fucking millionaires.

what's the big deal? it feels great. lots of lube and go slow.

We used lots of lube and went slow and it still hurt to much. And I always end up bleeding for a week every time I go #2.