FML : Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?"...

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Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 23 March 2009 18:52 / United States

Intimacy

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By bipolarchipmunk | 0

#53481 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:24

you should have said "fuck you bitch, I'm right handed!"

By ohhboyy | 0

#53487 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:25

slap him in the face with ur left hand see how he likes it

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By bipolarchipmunk | 0

#53481 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:24

you should have said "fuck you bitch, I'm right handed!"

iarediana | 0

#506257 - Saturday 22 August 2009 2:53

im with ya! (:

Clare420 | 0

#1025564 - Wednesday 9 June 2010 22:07

haha I agree with 1

ijustreadem | 0

#1210040 - Monday 9 August 2010 2:22

ahaha, that's hilarious

brandonlee69 | 5

#2311891 - Friday 8 April 2011 2:37

hahahahahahahaha

EPICROCKERNINJA | 8

#3186554 - Saturday 27 August 2011 6:26

Haha

SWIGER | 1

#3460916 - Thursday 20 October 2011 11:07

Should have said "Actually i get action from my left hand and right hand and your mom's right hand and left hand. YEAH, it is that big."

By This_Guy | 0

#53484 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:25

Lol #1, I was just going to say that.

By cyberhoy | 3

#53486 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:25

lol at least i get action from both hands

megalan | 0

#799142 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 4:17

very sad

sKarpunch | 0

#3734360 - Thursday 15 December 2011 14:31

One for tweezers one for a magnifying glass amirite? XD

By ohhboyy | 0

#53487 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:25

slap him in the face with ur left hand see how he likes it

TehBearJew | 0

#1020728 - Saturday 5 June 2010 19:01

Win.

Anyways, you should have said,"Your right, but you can be my partner." Reaction would be priceless.

noseasmamon | 0

#1251480 - Monday 16 August 2010 9:56

John Marston!!!!!!! for the fucking win!!!!!!!

By JeanNe91 | 0

#53490 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

get fleshlight.

By streetpattern | 0

#53491 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

I use my right hand.

xXjakalXx | 0

#2187052 - Wednesday 16 March 2011 2:42

I use both bitch!

paigexox0 | 37

#6132722 - Tuesday 2 December 2014 7:44

Cool it, jesse

By goodtimesx2 | 0

#53517 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:30

what little assholes. you shoulda said that you don't have sex on a bed. maybe on a couch or on the coffee table ;)

By karleigh | 0

#53518 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:30

#1 ftw

By amirn86 | 0

#53522 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:31

#1 AND #3 FTW
#8 too, just for saying it before me

By Syn_fml | 0

#53530 - Monday 23 March 2009 23:32

Well....are they sturdy enough?

Thabb | 0

#987732 - Monday 3 May 2010 1:53

FYL!

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