By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I gave a campus tour to a group of high school seniors. As I was showing off the dorms, one student asks, "Are these beds sturdy enough for threesomes?" Before I could respond, another kid shouts, "How would he know, I bet the only action he gets in bed is from his left hand." She's correct. FML
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you should have said "fuck you bitch, I'm right handed!"

slap him in the face with ur left hand see how he likes it

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you should have said "fuck you bitch, I'm right handed!"

im with ya! (:

haha I agree with 1

ahaha, that's hilarious

Should have said "Actually i get action from my left hand and right hand and your mom's right hand and left hand. YEAH, it is that big."

Lol #1, I was just going to say that.

lol at least i get action from both hands

One for tweezers one for a magnifying glass amirite? XD

slap him in the face with ur left hand see how he likes it

Win. Anyways, you should have said,"Your right, but you can be my partner." Reaction would be priceless.

John Marston!!!!!!! for the fucking win!!!!!!!

get fleshlight.

I use my right hand.

I use both bitch!

Cool it, jesse

what little assholes. you shoulda said that you don't have sex on a bed. maybe on a couch or on the coffee table ;)

#1 AND #3 FTW #8 too, just for saying it before me

Well....are they sturdy enough?