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Okay, your life sounds more interesting than mine. Someone got your breathless, you swooned to the ground, and someone took a shot on your genitals--sounds like a romance novel.

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10 points + another 10 points BONUS. I do hope you shot your gun empty on him while he was running away??

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you get winded from getting shot in the stomach? your fault for being a baby I know kids who are 9 who get shot up close in the stomach and everywhere else. don't hate...

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Yeah, #66 what are you using nerf guns? Paintballs can KILL, it's been done before. And even if that doesn't happen a lot, it is perfectly normal to get the breath knocked out of you because you were hit by a paintball in the stomach. Even at a range they form dark bruises that hurt a LOT for weeks and weeks. Not only that, but from that range, the OP can have his balls get popped and have to spend a whole bunch of money on surgery. Your post is filled with lies -_-

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And that's when you waited untill the end of the game, waited for him by the entrance, and emptied the remainder of your gun into HIS crotch, right?

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You have no idea what your talking about #74 you clearly have never been paintballing. No one has ever died from being hit by a paintball, just misuse of equipment like air tanks. and btw it is not normal to be winded from a paintball. It stings but it wont knock the breath out of you. And to the OP I dont know why you didnt light that asshole up for that.

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Your post is full of lies sir, getting shot in the junk with a paintball is not fatal. Painful hell yeah but permanently damaging no. I have had friends have their crotches lit up with five or six balls at a time they went down in pain but got up and are still able to bare children. I have been kicked in the junk with more kinetic energy than a paintball and I am still intact. and it's impossible for paintballs to kill someone. they can injure someone if misused as in not wearing face mas

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why are you fails arguing about how much getting shot in the nuts hurts? btw i would fucking shoot that bitch 1034248 times if he did that

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I know my advice to all guys acting like girls is to "grow you a pair" but that wouldnt make much since here...... If u get winded by gettin shot in the stomach by a paintball then u might want to stop immediately and go see a trained physician cause your not healthy enough to play. Ive been shot with all different kind of paintballs from wal-mart balls to ones ordered specifically for the pros, ive been shot by guns turned way up almost to the point that they chop every ball coming o

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No they can't you idiot I play paintball on a pro team, I have played speedball with Nicky Cuba and been with the program for years, and an idiot like you says that they hurt more if they're frozen? WRONG! If paintballs are frozen, they hurt even less. They'll break in your barrel and won't even come out of the end. They fall apart in your hands. And OP, what were you doing playing paintball without either a cup or paintball pants?!? No such thing as "more powerful paintball guns" beca

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ive been paintballing and it doesn't hurt that much even in the stomach plus it is common sense to protect ur balls even if u don't hav a box cover it with ur hand or gun better to be safe then sorry eh

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# 74 + #119: you, my friends, haven't a clue what you are talking about. No one has ever died from a paintball, snd they don't freeze solid because of their high oil content (at normal freezer temperatures, without something like liquid nitrogen)

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i know what you feel OP, i went paintballing recently and though i didnt get hit in my crotch point blank, i got shot in the neck, three times. And did get hit in my crotch from about 50ft away. i did get hit point blank about 5ft where i was sneaking up from behind (bad move) and got shot 5 times on the left side of my body, the bruises were so bad i couldnt even imagine the pain of getting hit in the crotch at point blank range.

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this is bull. it doesnt just hurt getting shot in the balls. from a normal range, ur balls will literally pop. so at point blank, ud have an empty ball sack, and a trillion dollar hospital bill for fakes. and with a if your wore a cup YDI for not havin a big enough cup, so that is crushed sed genitals

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your balls would only burst if you where shot directly on the balls as in skin to ball contact and who in the right mind is going to play naked. even jeans would be able to damphen the kinetic energy of a paintball enough to stop the damage. but it would still hurt bad.

YDI for playing at a crappy field that doesn't have refs. Bonus balling is not prohibited at most legit fields. Plus that's just bad sportsman ship, you also did it for not getting up and shooting the person who shot you.

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Dude. It doesn't have to be a dedicated paintball field or court. It could have been a farm for all we know

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Yeah, because a point blank paintball shot to the crotch I definitely isn't THAT painful. You're a retard.

Okay, your life sounds more interesting than mine. Someone got your breathless, you swooned to the ground, and someone took a shot on your genitals--sounds like a romance novel.

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Honestly. Who rolls around on the ground until someone walks up and shoots them. Who wouldn't at least MOVE when they see them walking up...

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Oh man, I can't wait 'til Christmas this year. So need to watch that movie again..

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I totally went to the school where some of that movie was shot. :D I may have even licked the same flagpole at some point...

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50 did u at least get a dinner or drinks out of it... maybe a movie? You can't just be licking flagpoles like that. Get something in return.

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