Love: Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2011 02:26 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is getting back together with his crazy alcoholic ex-wife who frequently cheated on him. In addition to this news, I also found out that he maxed out all my credit cards. FML

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By Michelle - 04/08/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML

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By Jolene - 26/12/2012 14:32 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML

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By Cheap - 27/12/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 09:12 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2014 19:00 - United States - Lowell

Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 04:00

Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2019 20:00

Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML

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By letmefallasleep - 01/04/2020 14:00

Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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Top comments

AthinaMarie 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:28

Why would you max out your credit card for a guy in the first place?

MaCOOLiT 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:06

hope you kept the receipts!

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bmboente15 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:06

first

Niaa_fml 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:08

I won't even.. Nah nevermind.

xToLeGiiT 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:06

owned .. 1st post ^.^

Micayla 12

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:07

Fail. :)

MaCOOLiT 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:06

hope you kept the receipts!

MRiKiCCS 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:59

shes not that smart...

soldierinarms 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:27

ur mean

pwincessa23 1

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:31

some stores let u return things even without a receipt.

KittehSayzRAWR 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:33

Return that shit now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

etanman 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 15:25

return it all and buy urself a vibrator ;)

planbsponserme 2

Saturday 27 November 2010 16:22

but i dont understand why a grown man has a christmas list? he sounds childish

btnhdude 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 2:37

who the **** writes a christmas list for their girlfriend to buy?!

sarinasusu 2

Sunday 28 November 2010 8:36

If not, pretend like nothing happened, and max out HIS credit cart. Effing douche.

TryptamineDreame 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:11

Lmao

nikkibeez 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:12

that sucks... hopefully you have all your receipts and you can get everything credited back to your card!

johnnyexpl0sion 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:15

Merry Christmas!

kriptonite_fml 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:19

y r u so GULLiBLE

nathan5 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 13:16

y r u so STUPiD

xxallenaxx 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:46

^^ haha

marinus_fml 19

Saturday 27 November 2010 14:55

My IQ just dropped to 137 from reading that.

kriptonite_fml 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 12:49

don't be a dick I can talk however man who cares how I write does it make a difference in your life get a life and domt reply to me

ilovemunro 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:24

All you have to do is return everything back right ? Lol i'm guessing..Since i don't use Credit Cards..cause i'm just 15, but still. Lol Your life can't be ****** up if you CAN return them, but if i can't then, yeah i guess you're ******. Lol

roflcopter4 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:24

Take it all back. I can't believe he had a whole list! That's very selfish.

penguin7 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 19:22

I agree.

cupcake10101 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 3:31

agreed

eryn13 5

Saturday 27 November 2010 12:26

or, keep everything for yourself and leave the bastard!

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