Time to run

By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 06:21 - Canada

Today, while I was looking for an apartment for my boyfriend and myself, he asked me how would I feel about his mom moving in together with us. FML
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MissHayleyJames 7

That's when you say "I wouldn't be comfortable with that but she's always welcome to come visit".

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a_lenzmeier 11

Remind him that his mom living with you guys means no random blow jobs in the kitchen. That should set him straight.

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gurly98 13

That's all u say to that???

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SkoomaKi 27

Say to him "mum or me". If he chooses his mum, kick him in the balls (trust me it's the worst pain a guy can feel).

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excelexcel 5

Well, what's the worst that could happen?

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123man 11

RE: "Well, what's the worst that could happen?" Famous last words! The worst I can think of is a drunken unintentional threesome. I guess non-drunken would be worse...

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zombiekillah 6

Indeed good luck. A mum should never be in the middle of a relationship.

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enonymous 8

Well if she doesn't move in... Who's going to cut the crust off the sandwiches!?! Who's going to clean and put hot pockets in the microwave while he's playing Metroid on his super nintendo!?! Yeah get her on the lease now

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hellbilly205 17

32- we dont want to know what has happened with you and your mother in the past...

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shanemaximo 7

Ask him how he feels about abstinence.

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datgamerchick 14

Am I the only one bothered about how this was worded?

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YourLifeSucks132 3

What's the worst that can happen? Three way!

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walkern1891 0

Ha ha "it's hard out here for a pimp, when you tryna get that money for the rent"

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MissHayleyJames 7

That's when you say "I wouldn't be comfortable with that but she's always welcome to come visit".

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RedPillSucks 31

Translation: H... H... Hell No!!!!!

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flashback.miss 28

well said. :)

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tdog567 0

That's when she shows up every single day

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yandizzle 0

I feel like that's the reason you move out of the house, to get away from your parents and rules. That's just asking for arguments and you won't have any privacy so what would be the point might as well stay at home and help with bills.

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ss_20_xx 14

Don't let him talk you into this! The last thing you need is dealing with the in-laws 24/7. Might as well get married in that case. =|

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

It was a rhetorical question, the mom is moving in either way.

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luccmon 6

Yeah who said there was a choice? I read that he asked how OP feels about it.

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stevenJB 25

Nope. Bitch had a home to raise that boy in for 18years.

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luccmon 6

If your mom wasn't 100% all about raising you for the first 18 years and then some, then I feel sorry for YOU my friend.

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PiXiq111 11

Yeah... That's probably about the time I'd inform his mother that I have 5 dogs, 2 cats and a parrot, but she's welcome to move in too!XD

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