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By Boar - 24/06/2012 20:51 - United States - Albuquerque
By Boar - 24/06/2012 20:51 - United States - Albuquerque
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By misc - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
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By HollyJollyXmas - 09/06/2013 15:40 - United States
This wasn't a recent event but happened a year ago. To those who say I should be grateful, I am! I am so very grateful and I view life in a more positive life. I'm a strong advocate for Epilepsy and against Ableism in any form. It really was an event that changed my life. When it comes to college, if I didn't have this health scare, I'd still probably be on the path to become a teacher, not making my art a career. To those who ask, "Why not have the test in the first place?!" It's not that simple. First they take MRI's then EEG's. I had several of those over the course of time. The test was a last resort when my Neurologist couldn't figure out why the strongest meds weren't helping me. So I went to John Hopkins for a week long EEG test. This was me sitting in bed with wires all attached to my head. This is not a light test but a test to really see if there was something really wrong with my mind. But after all this, I'm glad it's just psychogenic seizures, not real epilepsy. But the whole experience was a life changer.
By MakeMeASandwich - 10/06/2011 05:01 - United States
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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville
By ticketed - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Bronx
By awkwardparents - 06/08/2012 08:13 - United States - Burlingame
By furred - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Philippines
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By Anonymous - 29/02/2012 16:52 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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By sylverster - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Singapore
By Anonymous - 21/02/2010 11:58 - New Zealand
By Scaryman - 21/02/2010 00:03 - United States
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From the poster: I fully expected to a lot of "you deserved it" I just thought it was too funny not to share with the world. Yes, I was talking about petting an actual feline. No, I do not talk to myself while masturbating or have regular conversations with the cat. My neighbor's porch is a couple feet from my window and I can hear all of their conversations too. I am dating someone and have gotten laid recently. I think it is hilarious they put it in the "intimacy" section.