By "sadh3" - 13/10/2017 04:30
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...that's not how any of this works.
Pregnancy brain? Or very serious anxiety. Explain with simple words and gentle tone.
What a moron. Obviously YOU’D need to take the test to determine whether or not it’s theirs.
Someone Google it
You apparently didn't pick her because of her intelligence.
What a dumbass, that wouldn’t prove anything! She’d need video of you secretly implanting someone else’s fertilized ovum into you while you slept. You didn’t do that, did you?
I mean “into her.”
I don't. He picked her.
Pregnancy brain is a real thing!
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Get her an IQ test as well, but she may pee on it.
...that's not how any of this works.