By "sadh3" - 13/10/2017 04:30

Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
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Lobby_Bee 17
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Get her an IQ test as well, but she may pee on it.

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Razell 13
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...that's not how any of this works.

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Razell 13
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...that's not how any of this works.

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GhostFox 33
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Pregnancy brain? Or very serious anxiety. Explain with simple words and gentle tone.

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really_dad? 14
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Well, what were the results

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Tripartita 44
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What a moron. Obviously YOU’D need to take the test to determine whether or not it’s theirs.

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Lobby_Bee 17
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Get her an IQ test as well, but she may pee on it.

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ViviMage 38

Does pregnancy cause blonde moments?

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Glynnis Sevillano 8
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Someone Google it

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jfsiv 17
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You apparently didn't pick her because of her intelligence.

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RichardPencil 30
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What a dumbass, that wouldn’t prove anything! She’d need video of you secretly implanting someone else’s fertilized ovum into you while you slept. You didn’t do that, did you?

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RichardPencil 30
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I mean “into her.”

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Christina Winden 19
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Hopefully the baby inherits his/her intelligence from your side of the family.

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Glynnis Sevillano 8
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I don't. He picked her.

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piinksock 17
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Pregnancy brain is a real thing!

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