By Lois - 09/02/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I found out my mother has enough toys to open a sex shop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 632
You deserved it 5 917

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DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.

It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be dildos and anal beads, so be it!

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No one wants a used sex toy

The cast of Toy Story 3 would beg to differ.

Yeah, I'm sure moms Woody and Buzz would beg to differ too.

I heard there's a Toy Story 4 ... It's called Toys Gone Wild

No, it's called "Everyone Meets Chucky".

Am I the only one that has this scarred image of toy story with a bunch of talking dildos and anal beads? *shudders*

Not used... Quality assured;)

Well OP I guess you could *accidentally* be in the process of testing a few of them at the same time right when your mom comes in the door... ;l Nope? A'ight I'll just make my way out.

they recycle them if you must know #1

I'm guess you ain't talking about Action Man toys here!

Maybe some woody and buzz

Oh they're action toys alright. They probably get all kinds of action.

Maybe she's lonely haha

that's not funny •____•

But it's true...

I was laughing at the fact that she has that many sex toys, not that she's lonely

maybe you should have said that. Highly misleading..

Then the comment would read, "Maybe she's lonely, haha. Also, that haha was referring to the fact that she owns a multitude of sex toys, not that she is lonely, for that would be highly offensive." Is that what you wanted them to say?

Fuck yeah. right on reply!

Well this sounds like a great opportunity for you to sell them all online!

I know tons of people that would buy a used sex toy. Really.

Thats fucking disgusting. I would keep a minimum safe distance of at least 50 yards.

Pretty sure that also be considered theft....

DilD'oh! Must suck to bead you right now, finding out about your mom's lube-- I mean lewd activities.

Is fml your life?

IEnough with the sex jokes they are really beginning to suck....blow.... Whatever, fuck it. As long as OP isn't selling them on eBay or using them it's safe. I hope

Can I have some

No, you cannot.

ohhhh that's dirty. lol. anyone who's seen look at my horse will appreciate this xD

you know, except for the fact that it's the amazing horse song. shut up woman get on my horse.

In my defense I bet I can't use any of them

7 how is it in your defense?

Well I said can I have some I probably can't use them though

Because I can't use them

It's always great to go into business doing you something you love. Thorough product testing ensures a great customer experience. If it happens to be dildos and anal beads, so be it!

List of things that should never have 'used' as part of their name: sex toy shop.

81, just rinse and reuse. I can bet you out of 100, at least one would take it.

Why rinse? Just use!

I mean I guess you have to feel the good viberations too.

#9. Which one is better viberations or vibrations?

*shivers* These horrid images have popped up in my mind.

That is freaking gross.

thats freaking origional!

Origional? Or original?

Urban dictionary defines. 1 origional as: How dumbasses spell original. I kid u not lol...